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Munashe, these just tweets

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Over 97% of perfect brackets were dusted after Paraguay's upset of Germany 🤯

[Bradeaux @BradeauxNBA]

I am very curious to see what the Blazers do next… Their current guards:

Ja Morant (26): 42.2M, 44.9M

Jrue Holiday (36): 34.8M, 37.2M (PO)

Damian Lillard (35): 14.0M, 14.1M (PO)

Scoot Henderson (22): 13.6M (TO)

There is no way they’re keeping all four.

[WavyTalkHoops @wavytalkhoops]

Blazers saw the small guard duo of prime Dame and CJ not win anything and decided to run it back with an older Dame and even smaller JA Morant

[Stephen @yesimthatdope]

@LewisSAMilton_ Absolutely insane mid-street stranger request 😭

[Big Sam @LewisSAMilton_]

Someone approached me in the street & said I was very attractive then asked if I can slide my crocs off so they can see my toes.

Are yall okay?

[joey golden @JoeyGold24k]

@RTNBA This the question they gotta ask more players.

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

@RTNBA https://t.co/etdQNA2i50

[Pimp Name Pops 🌒☀️ @popsbabyiv]

@RTNBA Gang is that Shaun in both pics 😂

[NBARetweet @RTNBA]

Richard Jefferson and Andre Iguodala debating who’s caught more bodies throughout their NBA career 😂

Iggy: “I got more bodies than you. I got bodies.”

RJ: “You got more bodies?”

Iggy: “Have you caught Yao Ming?”

RJ: “I can’t say, I caught Tim Duncan.”

Iggy: “I caught Tim Duncan too.”

RJ: “I caught Dwight Howard.”

Iggy: “That’s impressive.”

RJ: “With the left, off the right leg.”

Iggy: “I got somebody that does not get go.”

RJ: “Who?”

Iggy: “Rasheed Wallace, body to body”

RJ: “I got Dikembe [Mutombo]. I got Alonzo [Mourning].”

Iggy: “I got Alonzo too.”

RJ: “You really think you got more bodies than me?”

Iggy: “Yeh! I got bodies!”

RJ: “More hops is one thing, but more bodies? I was a body collector bro.”

via @Rjeff24

[Lambo x Lakers @R1CHARDSHEEHAN]

@PlayoffDude Since the ABA & NBA merger the west has won 29 & the east won 21.

[Olympic Bean @olympicbean]

@PlayoffDude 11 came before the invention of the telephone btw

[don P @Mj_TheNorthGawd]

@PlayoffDude We lakers gotta carry the west on our backs we more than 50% of them thangs

[Ryan Rueda @PlayoffDude]

“East is weak”

[crazy…🧊 @2019_MyYear]

When Scottie Barnes genuinely broke the 4th wall after not getting the foul😭😭

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

New York is so beautiful, a man has accomplished his ultimate dream and that’s left for him is to portray a sex criminal or victim on network primetime

[se @seyong]

@Mike_Jagacki all defensive animals who can hit a 3 as needed

[Mike Jagacki @Mike_Jagacki]

Since 2019 only 5 players have won more than 1 NBA Championship:

2x OG Anunoby
2x K. Caldwell-Pope
2x D. Green
2x J. Holiday
2x A. Caruso

Anything stand out?

[G 🇯🇲 @RubbBandGrant]

Nigga called the radio station for love advice that nigga T Pain said “I got jus what ya need brand new Chris brown n t pain” 🤣🤣🤣

[kofie.substack.com @Kofie]

“We playing mane to mane defense”

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

BREAKING: TWO-TIME DPOY MYLES GARRETT IS BEING TRADED TO THE RAMS, per @AdamSchefter, @RapSheet, @TomPelissero 🚨

Cleveland is expected to receive Pro-Bowl EDGE Jared Verse, a 2027 1st-RD pick, and additional draft compensation

WOW. 🤯