Borg Gone Mild

Turns out math is hella rad when your learning disability is properly medicated.

[PBS News @NewsHour]

Amid the alarming images of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, millions of people have also seen misleading, manipulated or false information about the conflict on social media platforms such as Facebook, Twitter, TikTok and Telegram. (@ConversationUS) https://t.co/hFt3rUZkVT

[Borg Gone Mild @borg_gone_mild]

@EdBurge5 @OHdeptofhealth Why does it seem like every crazy person read the same bad pamphlet on HIPAA? Not just wrong about how it works, but wrong in the exact same way as every other one?

[NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd]

beware the i'ds of March:

"i'd flush wipes" NO
"i'd just pour the grease down the drain" NO
"i'd leave the water running while i brush my teeth" NO

[Louis Evans @louisevanswrite]

Ask yourself:

Could this meeting be a zoom?
Could this zoom be a phone call?
Could this phone call be an email?
Could this email be a text?
Could this text be unsent?

Could we in silence retreat to the forest?
Could we, by game trails & forgotten paths, vanish into the trees?

[SBS News @SBSNews]

Professional wrestlers enforce the face mask rule at the Central de Abastos market in Mexico City.

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

Me: ‘I’m popping to the shops, do you want anything?’

13 yr old son: ‘oh, erm. Yes. could you possibly get some flowers please?

Me: ‘for myself? For mother’s day?’

Boy: ‘erm, yeah. I was going to go later but if you’re going now...’

Me: ‘silly to make two trips’

Boy: ‘yeah’

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

stop me if you've heard this one before !!! https://t.co/1cGxijeeCT

[Josh Wingrove @josh_wingrove]

The @PressSec says that Biden is ordering another 100 million Johnson & Johnson vaccine doses because they want to be "oversupplied and overprepared" for any surprises.

[Borg Gone Mild @borg_gone_mild]

@c3ru1ean @ElCucharaGrande @ur_missing_rib @roryreckons It might be annoying to you but everyone I know who got diagnosed as an adult, with either adhd or autism, had the exact experience as in the meme. Including me. So maybe your annoyance here doesn't take priority. People don't fake mental illness for fun.

[Eve Forward @eveforward]

Rage, rage against the dying of the light

[Borg Gone Mild @borg_gone_mild]

@elfcosmetics @Chipotle I don't even really wear makeup, but I think I need this just to show to people.

[Euronews Earth @euronewsgreen]

"Publicity stunts on #IWD are an insult to the women they continually exploit to produce clothing like these 'feminist' t-shirts."

@francesleach_ looks at the irony of fast fashion brands like Boohoo using feminist slogans, while accused of using modern slavery.

In full 👇

[Borg Gone Mild @borg_gone_mild]

@Mx_M_reads Watched a fair amount of tv, and read a lot of books.

I was undiagnosed adhd, and the constant reading came out of that. Times when I would pull out my phone or a fidget toy as an adult, I would sneak a book out of my bag as a kid.

[Borg Gone Mild @borg_gone_mild]

Bad women's anatomy.

[Borg Gone Mild @borg_gone_mild]

@troianovb @iMakeArtifacts @dylpicklerick @asj519 @astoldbychuks Because you remind me of someone I know in real life who needs to turn off their computer, and like you they keep choosing to sink deeper into it, ignoring their social circle in favor of twitter. And it makes me sad.