where?

Verified in the eyes of God

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i’ve decided.
i need her

[where? @borgarjuice]

what happened to not drinking tonight

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in life you can only be one of two things, a sipper or a chugger

[where? @borgarjuice]

md +dj i need it

[where? @borgarjuice]

mentally i want another burger

[where? @borgarjuice]

somebody call a doctor(it’s me, call me)

[where? @borgarjuice]

i’m sweaty drunk and eating nachos

[where? @borgarjuice]

who thought it was a good idea to put spice receptors in the anus

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it’s never been more over

[where? @borgarjuice]

some people are so clapped

[where? @borgarjuice]

1 month sober and i can’t already feel myself becoming a worse person

[where? @borgarjuice]

anyone else starting to lose their mind or just me?

[where? @borgarjuice]

feeling like a fat chud

[where? @borgarjuice]

forgot to press go on the washing machine

[where? @borgarjuice]

you look like you were bottle fed

[where? @borgarjuice]

smiling through the champagne

[where? @borgarjuice]

/tp my bunghole

[where? @borgarjuice]

sega cooking with their soundtracks

[where? @borgarjuice]

new year new me imma start tweaking more than ever

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thank god i’m based

[where? @borgarjuice]

holy shit i just saw two furries in public in real life for the first time