Joe Patch

Pleased to be here.

[Joe Patch @boringJoePatch]

Just a video of my brother and I enjoying the Arsenal.

[Joe Patch @boringJoePatch]

Defy anyone to sit at their desk in the office and not burst out laughing at this from @FootballCliches

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

BUKAYOOOOOO!

[Joe Patch @boringJoePatch]

@Slasherrrr 🧂 🧂 🧂 🧂

[Joe Patch @boringJoePatch]

@G2Amenyah @JamesB_afc @DiffKnock Fair enough if I’m doing you a disservice and going off the clips - but have a word with the others, doing this with 5 games to go was appalling.

[Joe Patch @boringJoePatch]

@G2Amenyah @JamesB_afc and @DiffKnock you should be EMBARRASSED.

[James Allcott @jamesallcott]

Stay Silent Until You Hear A Manager Better For Arsenal Than Arteta with @G2Amenyah, @JamesB_afc and
@DiffKnock 🤐

[Joe Patch @boringJoePatch]

@Slasherrrr Quick mate, it’s the most discussed moment of the week!

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[Joe Patch @boringJoePatch]

@craigburley Bitter bastard.

[Joe Patch @boringJoePatch]

@Slasherrrr @BillyCabby Would recommend you go for a walk just to calm yourself down. Maybe even just go through your camera roll and delete all the VAR freeze frames that you’ve been frantically saving and posting about since Sunday. I’m only reaching out to check in on you really, you need help.

[Joe Patch @boringJoePatch]

@Slasherrrr @BillyCabby Looks fine to me. You need help - I hope someone can intervene and get you away from your obsession.

[Joe Patch @boringJoePatch]

@Slasherrrr @BillyCabby Why don’t you focus on your own team then, it’s broken the transfer record twice in one window has produced one of the most shocking title defences witnessed. Hope someone is checking in on you and maybe take the pinboard down with all the Arsenal stills on it - concerning.

[Joe Patch @boringJoePatch]

@Slasherrrr @BillyCabby Just proving my point. You tweet more about Arsenal than any other team. Your whole reaction to the weekend just shows how disingenuous you are being. Try to just watch your own team a bit and stop with the bad faith takes on the VAR decision. It’s embarrassing.

[Joe Patch @boringJoePatch]

@Slasherrrr @BillyCabby Here’s you tweeting about Arsenal again. Don’t have to go looking too far. You are obsessed with their fortunes and you get more pleasure out of it than watching your own team. It’s really bizarre.

[Joe Patch @boringJoePatch]

@Slasherrrr @BillyCabby Oddball. It’s pretty consistent throughout the season.

[Joe Patch @boringJoePatch]

@Slasherrrr @BillyCabby Just spin the wheel and pick a date this season and you’ll have posted about Arsenal. It’s fucking weird.

[Joe Patch @boringJoePatch]

@Slasherrrr You were booing Trent at Anfield - you got called out for it by your hero Klopp and you can see how it’s damaged the relationship with a lot of your players this season. You say you enjoyed it but you were all still firmly focused on Arsenal and Arteta. Have some shame.

[Joe Patch @boringJoePatch]

@Slasherrrr @BillyCabby Your timeline is overwhelmed by Arsenal and it’s tragic

[Joe Patch @boringJoePatch]

Crap from @RorySmith - show the videos rather than still images. It’s disingenuous rubbish. Getting nothing back with those receipts.

[BBC 5 Live Sport @5liveSport]

Rory came with receipts for Arsenal 📺❌

#BBCFootball #AFC #VAR