Boring Tim Duncan

Parody account of The Big Fundamental

[Boring Tim Duncan @boringTimmyD]

I used to be an excellent speller. Not to the level of these kids though. #spellingbee #ScrippsNationalSpellingBee

[Boring Tim Duncan @boringTimmyD]

I love a good ceremony

[Boring Tim Duncan @boringTimmyD]

I wasnt named to the all star team this year, but thats okay. My mom always told me id always be her all star.

[Boring Tim Duncan @boringTimmyD]

Been thinking.... What's more useful... A spoon or a fork??

[Boring Tim Duncan @boringTimmyD]

If i was a coach id sure want Tom Brady as my quarterback. I definitely wouldn't want him as my fashion stylist though.

[Boring Tim Duncan @boringTimmyD]

Looking forward to dinner tonight. Gonna eat at Red Robin. One of my favorites.

[Boring Tim Duncan @boringTimmyD]

Season opener tonight. Speaking of openers, i lost my can opener. I couldn't eat my tomato soup last night. Might have to buy a new one.

[Boring Tim Duncan @boringTimmyD]

About to be my 19th career season opener. I wish it was my 21st cause i wear the number 21. That would be cool.

[Boring Tim Duncan @boringTimmyD]

I wish Drake and Meek would try to diss me. Im really good with rhyming. I read a lot of Dr. Seuss when i was younger.

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#Sharknado3 has me on the edge of my seat.

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It works. https://t.co/RHe6IsVq9f

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I've noticed golfers talk to themselves in third person when they're angry. Third person is my favorite perspective to read a novel from.

[Boring Tim Duncan @boringTimmyD]

Had to throw away my favorite pair of slippers today. Had them for 14 years. RIP.

[Boring Tim Duncan @boringTimmyD]

Scent, Sent, and Cent. Probably my favorite set of homophones.

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Appreciate the love i just got from @JMV1070 ! Always the one forgotten...

[Boring Tim Duncan @boringTimmyD]

Is anybody going to rescue Deandre Jordan? I just called 911 and told then about the hostage situation going on.

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Whenever we have fights over something we settle it by playing chess...not with "emojis" whatever that is.

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I went to the library today. I always love a good library trip.

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Looks like David is heading West to San Antonio to join us!! #puns

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Everyone in Japan be like