Boring Jake Gallard

Very boring, except in sheds

Guaranteeing girls four things; a movie, a Nando's, a place on the monopoly board and an apology

[Boring Jake Gallard @boring_gallard]

Please stop him

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

STOP THE COUNT!

[Boring Jake Gallard @boring_gallard]

@Jake_Gallard @The_____Count @alho1995 It gets worse

[Boring Jake Gallard @boring_gallard]

This is why I love Jezza. Such great jokes

[Chris Mason @ChrisMasonBBC]

Corbyn: ‘Labour is a broad church and it can be broader still. I appointed John McDonnell, and he’s a Liverpool fan.’ #lab18

[Boring Jake Gallard @boring_gallard]

Like I run

[Boring Jake Gallard @boring_gallard]

Found a pub with sheds in the garden...so happy

[Boring Jake Gallard @boring_gallard]

Some people "ring" in the New Year

I get to "rim" in the New Year

[Boring Jake Gallard @boring_gallard]

Shit don't happen when I'm here Fam

[Boring Jake Gallard @boring_gallard]

In my mum's fridge!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/eHRdQJFTWZ

[Boring Jake Gallard @boring_gallard]

@HardingScott I wish my tweets were this interesting

[Boring Jake Gallard @boring_gallard]

That was my joke. Not Hannah's, Andy's or Kev's #OnceAYearFunny

[Boring Jake Gallard @boring_gallard]

1st of September then 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂 #MALENG

[Boring Jake Gallard @boring_gallard]

Wish I wasn't so fucking boring

[Boring Jake Gallard @boring_gallard]

@johnrivers stop talking about buy me a pint

[Boring Jake Gallard @boring_gallard]

Messi vs. Ronaldo. It's the new Archery vs. Rifle

[Boring Jake Gallard @boring_gallard]

There was at least a hundred Ferraris in town today, so I took a picture of the slowest car

[Boring Jake Gallard @boring_gallard]

Is my neck that big? Please tell me I'm still pretty

[Boring Jake Gallard @boring_gallard]

Asian surgeons 😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Boring Jake Gallard @boring_gallard]

Just seen the size of the bunker in #TheMasters . Tell you what, if I fell in that I'd be in there till the third of June

[Boring Jake Gallard @boring_gallard]

@Jake_Gallard do you think them conceding again, and missing a sitter, contradicts your earlier stance

[Boring Jake Gallard @boring_gallard]

I'd like to apologise for my earlier comment, @Jake_Gallard has pointed out it was boring. A bit hypocritical really