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@NHLFlames Retire 34

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@NHLFlames Sign Michael Stone!

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@ToriePeterson Lindholm’s OT winner against the Capitals!!!

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@frank_seravalli @PeteBlackburn Maybe if the folks out east stayed up an extra hour or two they could actually watch the Calgary Flames and see how immensely valuable Johnny Gaudreau is to this hockey team. 3/3

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@frank_seravalli @PeteBlackburn It shouldn’t even be a debate with how valuable Johnny Gaudreau is to the Flames. Not many teams have the luxury of having John Tavares as their second line C. Gaudreau leads the league in even strength points and plus/minus to further strengthen his case. 2/3

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@hailey_salvian Hands down the Most Valuable Player in the league

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@nielsonTSN1260 Johnny Gaudreau is the most valuable player in the league. It shouldn’t even be up for debate with how important he is to the Calgary Flames opposed to all of the other players in the Hart conversation

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One year ago the Toronto Maple Leafs lost to David Ayres and tonight they lost to David Rittich!

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Matthew Tkachuk was giving me some advice on how to save money last night and it turns out he’s been living in the heads of opponents rent free since 2016

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When the San Jose Sharks think they can catch up to us in the standings

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I asked James Neal why he was mad at Milan Lucic and he told me they were arguing over who has the worse contract

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I saw Jarome Iginla during the intermission so I waved at him and he waved back!

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@NHLFlames @NHLHANlFIN Mony and Gio!

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@NHL @Molson_Canadian @ovi8 @markscheifele55 @Jackeichel15 Where is Mark Giordano?

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Mitch Marner wishes he could grow a beard like me but that won’t happen anytime soon

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I just realized that Alex Chiasson or Deryk Engelland will win the Stanley Cup before me and that makes me really mad.

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I asked Coach Peters if he’ll throw hockey sticks during practice and this is the face he made

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I told Mark Jankowski that the last Calgary Flames player to score 4 goals in a game was Sam Bennett and he laughed really hard because he couldn’t believe me.

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Coach Gulutzan told me to play good defence at the All Star Game or else he will get mad at me during practice