probably

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Hacked?

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@Ellroy_Jetson Wow

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Can more ppl post ig stories of the sky. I’m 99% sure something weird is going on up there

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Eric Adams: The air quality in New York is worse than New Delhi. But here in New York, we got swag. We go to the new deli down the street and order a chopped cheese. [looking up] Y’all notice the sky is orange? There’s ghosts here. Theyre in my house

[probably @boring_house]

@Canada good prank tbh

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@lmaglnk

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Karma by Taylor swift is the worst song I’ve ever heard

[probably @boring_house]

How’s Margot Robbie in every movie

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

SnoopDobbyDobb

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

dropped my phone in the toilet and it won't turn on

end 🧵

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

Here's why I will NOT be making an account on the Hive app that everyone is talking about this week.

A thread 🧵 1/?

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

If twitter shuts down I think you all should know that I don't even work for AriZona. Someone just left this account logged into a Macbook at the Apple Store in Queens and I've been using it ever since

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

if this is really it imma find my wife and head to pf changs

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

i’ve never opened up about this before but in 2016 i bought Vine for 44 billion dollars and then it shut down 12 days later. so i know exactly what elon is going through right now.

[probably @boring_house]

Thanks for circling back on this. Just so we’re on the same page here……………..you thought I was feeling you???!!!

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

#FirstDayofFall

CW: Large baby spider.

[probably @boring_house]

@Saints throw the ball to Landry right now

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@marleehibyeok @coco_lurz Unfollowed

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

that lil white boy did what he had to do with watermelon sugar