boringassbets

We dish out Twitter's safest and most boring bets every day. You'll make money, just really fucking slowly. No retweets or likes required.

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Wide awake and losing money. Fuckin buds. Just be normal ffs.

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Do you ever have too much to eat for lunch at work and then try to fight off the food coma? Almost impossible. Just like the Leafs losing to ARI.

Leafs puckline -200

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Do you ever have too much to eat for lunch at work and then try to fight off the food coma? Almost impossible. Just like the Leafs losing to ARI.

Leafs puckline -200

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Oh hi there. Do you ever wonder how much money was allocated to nail fungus awareness in Canada? How can they afford so many commercials?

Bills +3.5 -225

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Mets -450

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Mets -450 is the highest run line this season so far. If you’re capper’s sending that out it’s time to find a new one

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I went to get gas and parked on the wrong side of the pump and the hose didnt reach so i had to back out and move the car again so the tank was closer to the pump.

White Sox F5 ML
CWS/TEX NRFI
Mariners ML
Berrios (TOR) O4.5 Ks

Scoville Rating: 🌶️🌶️

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SnoreBoard update:

Manoah (TOR) o16.5 Outs ✅
Phillies F5 ML ✅but 🤡
Padres ML ❌
Braves +0.5 ts ❌

Back to the lab. 🧻

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Gord Mornin.

Thursdays BoreCard:
Manoah (TOR) o16.5 Outs ⛽️
Phillies F5 ML 👱‍♀️
Padres ML 🥱
Braves +0.5 💅

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I went for a bike ride this morning with my friend and got a flat tire. He had an extra tube and helped me change it. Boy! Was that lucky.

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Gord Mornin.

Thursdays BoreCard:
Manoah (TOR) o16.5 Outs ⛽️
Phillies F5 ML 👱‍♀️
Padres ML 🥱
Braves +0.5 💅

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Snoreboard:
Astros ML ✅
Marlins ML✅
Padres ML✅
LAA ML❌

As my good friend Meat once said, 3 out of 4 ain't bad.

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Wednesday's BoringAssCard:
Scoville Rating: 🫑

Astros ML: vs Rich Hill 🤡
Marlins ML: Alcantara ❤️‍🔥
Padres ML: Deadline bump ⤴️
LAA ML: 🐐hani

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@McBets__ @FDSportsbook @AB84 $4.49?!?! What is this? VIP? That's a week of McBets! 🤣

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Wednesday's BoringAssCard:
Scoville Rating: 🫑

Astros ML: vs Rich Hill 🤡
Marlins ML: Alcantara ❤️‍🔥
Padres ML: Deadline bump ⤴️
LAA ML: 🐐hani

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Ooooohh... I see now.
✅+✅+✅+❌
🙄

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What if....we took four boring bets and made them into one?

NYY ML+TOR ML+ATL ML+LAD ML +257

Not sure ppl know about this hack yet. I think I'm onto something.

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@ryancrago Yessir

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What if....we took four boring bets and made them into one?

NYY ML+TOR ML+ATL ML+LAD ML +257

Not sure ppl know about this hack yet. I think I'm onto something.

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❌

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Jesus Aguilar over 0.5 total bases -190

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Jesus Aguilar over 0.5 total bases -190

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Yordan is not boring

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☎️

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Maybe the most boring bet of the season...
Gausman vs. KC bullpen.

BJs (Blue Jays) ML 1U

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Maybe the most boring bet of the season...
Gausman vs. KC bullpen.

BJs (Blue Jays) ML 1U