Ben Te'o

Lodger with the Kearneys, no further explanation required..parody

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@boringkearney laters

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@boringkearney thats how i roll bro!

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@boringkearney cool, just at the post office now enquiring about the launch of a new summer stamp collection

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@boringkearney no they were all out of findus so i got birdseye, 3 cent dearer so i went for brand label floor polish to mitigate the loss

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@boringkearney yes i got the peas for daves tea

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@boringkearney yes that was the conclusion i made and i asked the girl at the checkout, are you busy for easter and she said yes

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@boringkearney pretty busy i had to park in bay 4 parking spot 12 approximately 3 meters away from the entrance

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@boringkearney yes i will put an advance warning on my phone for next year

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@boringkearney yes i am a fool

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@boringkearney oh, i didn't know

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@boringkearney but today is paril also

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@boringkearney haha april fools i got you!

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@boringkearney i picked up a bottle of wine today instead of miwadi

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@boringkearney laters

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@boringkearney way ahead of you bro, got them monday with some back up sellotape

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@boringkearney ok, i have had to modify the weekly shop and filed the receipts under miscellaneous

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@boringkearney mental! shall i keep your dinner for you friday evening?

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@boringkearney serious mayhem sunday night, we celebrated the big win by putting the toaster on 5 on the settings

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@boringkearney i was saving that for friday, cant wait

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@boringkearney all good here, the capacity of the weekly bin collection was 25% less due to you not being here