Boring Craig Stanley

The Real Craig Stanley - Parody

[Boring Craig Stanley @boringcraigstan]

Made some good friends for life on holiday. Exchanged numbers, cannot wait to talk to them when I'm back in England. 🙏🏻

[Boring Craig Stanley @boringcraigstan]

Text The Boys Earlier Saying 'I Can't Wait To See Them In Pre Season' .. Still Waiting For Replies..🙏🏻

[Boring Craig Stanley @boringcraigstan]

No Better Feeling Than Seeing Butter Melt On Toast After You Have Toasted Bread. Gives Me A Tingly Feeling 🙊

[Boring Craig Stanley @boringcraigstan]

hello everyone, sorry I haven't been tweeting. thumbs still hurt from my previous tweets. ouch 🙏🏽

[Boring Craig Stanley @boringcraigstan]

@bradleywood19 @Staners6 when referring to Craig Stanley. please refer to the real Craig Stanley, which is me and not that imposter.

[Boring Craig Stanley @boringcraigstan]

updates as follows, missile is ok 🙏🏽.

anyone else thumbs hurt after tweeting? 😨

[Boring Craig Stanley @boringcraigstan]

Good morning everyone. off to the stables this morning to see how missile is. post updates as soon as I know. 🙏🏽

[Boring Craig Stanley @boringcraigstan]

@Staners6 have you given up in your attempt to be the one and only Craig Stanley which is myself yet?

[Boring Craig Stanley @boringcraigstan]

@Staners6 @bradleywood19 I'm sorry but it is not reciprocated.

[Boring Craig Stanley @boringcraigstan]

@Staners6 @bradleywood19 do not see how I could be back, if I had never left Mr Imposter.

[Boring Craig Stanley @boringcraigstan]

Morning everyone. buy one get one free on ready salted crisps at the local. Not a bad way to start the day ;)

[Boring Craig Stanley @boringcraigstan]

milkman came to deliver the milk this morning. the missle wants semi skimmed, I want full fat. what a predicament..

[Boring Craig Stanley @boringcraigstan]

I just love driving me car. Its just top notch.

[Boring Craig Stanley @boringcraigstan]

Good Morning, didn't have the best of sleep last night. horlicks burnt the tip of my tongue, now it hurts. crikey!

[Boring Craig Stanley @boringcraigstan]

Horlicks has kicked in. i am so sleepy. #nightnightmightymissile

[Boring Craig Stanley @boringcraigstan]

Anybody have this decison, should i have my horlicks before bed or a pot of tea? I dont no what to do #help

[Boring Craig Stanley @boringcraigstan]

Tip of my nose.

[Boring Craig Stanley @boringcraigstan]

Found it.

[Boring Craig Stanley @boringcraigstan]

Got a itch but cant find it. #itchproblems

[Boring Craig Stanley @boringcraigstan]

@BoringPodge yes i loved just how much room was in there for activities. Great banter