Beth Keighley (parody)

this website is unserious

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hey no one tell elon about mars not having a liquid iron core
this is going to be so funny

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@CDIGODDESS i could get the bangs

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@CDIGODDESS they're gonna get sucked in so hard by this one

molto bene

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@V4MPIREKATE i read that as "people who collect runes" and immediately thought of elden ring

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cisgender

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okay it's back to normal now
but i'm watching you bitch

[Beth Keighley (parody) @boringglasses]

Following (Popular) feed is pure slop now what happened?

[Beth Keighley (parody) @boringglasses]

it's like one post from someone you actually follow, one post algorithmically-selected bilge water

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HHHHMMMMM
I can't waaaaait to have a debaaaaate on eeeeexxxx dot commmm

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@perpenpara @muyhiram lowkey shipping brisa

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@imsexyandhotaf @cduhurensohn @royal7188 @boygrrI #whoremembers

[Beth Keighley (parody) @boringglasses]

every 5 seconds on this useless site some high profile chud will make some low-effort vice signal and about 50 leftist chunderfucks will rt it being all "Oh My God I Can't Believe She Posted That"
and i'll be like, i can, when it's this easy

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@ClinicalTrialRP an oldie but a goodie
this meme cracks me up

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@CDIGODDESS Thank you for this.

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@CDIGODDESS oh god is this thing in the uk?
i assumed it was in the us

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the only thing keeping me on this site is the clinical trial fandom

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i refuse to believe this term is more than four years old
this has to be some kind of psyop

[Beth Keighley (parody) @boringglasses]

wrt the new drama it's insane how many people expect you to just know what tme means
like google won't help you here unless you narrow it down some

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@peewnis @TomZohar wild that shinigami-eyes-red person has the best take here
i know shinigami eyes dev is weird about certain kinds of people but point still stands

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@lavidaenvinetas miss pas touche!

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@CDIGODDESS okay this one's a banger