Boring Haiku

I log on Twitter / Then type some boring haiku / And then look at them

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"What can I get you?"
"Dry toast and some water please."
"Of course, it's the best."

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The bread was mouldy.
Jeff tried scraping the mould off,
But there was too much.

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The bag of sawdust
Cost roughly two pound 50.
'Bargain', thought Terry.

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She wanted a badge
But had no money on her
So didn't get one.

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The side was dusty
So Dustin dusted the side,
Removing the dust.

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Drip drip drip drip drip
Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip
Drip drip went the tap

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The man had some bills.
He paid the bills with money,
Then got some more bills.

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#motivationmonday

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Pineapples, mangos,
Coconuts and passion fruits.
Keith went for porridge.

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Strong and stable strong
And stable strong and stable
Strong and stable strong

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He ran out of paper
So went and bought some paper
And used the paper

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Mary felt a bit,
Well, she felt just a little,
She felt, just, you know?

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#NationalPoetryDay

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While on holiday
Marcus went to some places
And saw a few things.

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Jonny had a coat
That he would put on if it
Was cold and or wet.

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John was quite tired.
So John went to get some sleep.
Then he woke back up.

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The morning started
Then the afternoon happened
Then the evening

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Maude had a t-shirt
That required ironing,
So she ironed it.

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Joshua made plans.
He then went and did the plans.
Then the plans were done.

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Pop it there. No there.
No there. No there. No there. No.
There? Yes. Or here? No.

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Hmm. Umm. Hmm. Umm. Hmm.
I'm not entirely sure
Umm. Hmm. Umm. Hmm. Umm.

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The chef cooked dinner.
It had several things in
like vegetables.

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