Jake

Occasionally smart, accidentally funny, mostly boring

[Philipp Kostelecky (@PhilComedy on IG) @CheeseCakePCK]

Just delivered an absolute fire joke in the work teams chat. I consider this to be the corporate version of a standing ovation

[Samperson @SamNChiet]

"why would you ever wanna create art in the future where anything can be generated instantly for you"
idk man what if shared stories of process, of seeking constraints and being human within them, is deeply fulfilling
life isn't all about Having. it's about Doing.
be normal

[Jake @BoringJake_TM]

This is how the last of us starts

[IGN @IGN]

Feeding on the ethanol fumes created by the whiskey, the fungus is thriving in the Tennessee county of Lincoln, where it's been coating everything from homes and cars to road signs and trees. One resident is suing the county.

[Jake @BoringJake_TM]

@PatrickRothfuss Rothfuss versus @BrandSanderson ALL DAY

[Jake @BoringJake_TM]

@SanjivSanghavi @javaro94

[Nick Reisman @NickReisman]

The Dunkin manager asked the group of advocates to leave, saying “this isn’t happening here.” Michael Kink of Strong Economy for All responded “this is happening here.” State Police summoned, the group subsequently left after a few minutes of chanting

[Jake @BoringJake_TM]

There are people out there who think Chicago is a state, imagine trying to tell them the US has 51 states not 50, it would break their brains

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

dc statehood is somehow a crazy fantasy and yet this country has two dakotas

[Jake @BoringJake_TM]

This was the literal scenario BEFORE the MRTA was enacted, what do you meaaaan!?

[Morgan McKay @morganfmckay]

NYC has more than 1300 illegal pot stores

“I admit, I don't think we ever talked about this scenario happening," NYS Senator Liz Krueger said - one of the authors of the state’s marijuana law

New bill set to be introduced to crack down on illegal weed https://t.co/XJn7eB3aBS

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Other managers take note. This is how it’s done.

[Sal Gentile @salgentile]

hard to believe there was once a time where they’d send a big yellow book to everyone’s house listing yours and everyone else’s assassination coordinates

[Jake @BoringJake_TM]

This is honestly terrifying

[₮Ɽ₳Vł₴ @saastrash]

we���re fucked 😂😂

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

#5 – X-Lookup

If you're an old-school Excel user, there's no doubt you're familiar with V-Lookup.

X is the new & improved version, here's why:

•Lookup array does NOT have to be on the left side only.
•Allows you to return multiple values at the same time.

Here's how: 👇🏻

[obalende chimamanda @omosalewasmiles]

school remains the easiest and fastest route to upward mobility, to avoiding poverty, to moving through class strata.

don’t let anyone lie to you they school is a scam, use your head

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

One minute you’re a 22 year old teenager next thing u know you’re a 25 year old senior citizen

[Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppy_haze]

the whole “cat litter for furries in classrooms” hoax is so bleak once I found out what the bucket of cat litter and other supplies was actually for

[Brian Simpson @bscomedian]

don't know ANYTHING about his politics, but the CEO of Arizona Iced Tea has kept then 23oz cans 99 cent through 2 recessions. I'll vote for him if he runs

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

If you bought Bitcoin on December 15, 2017, you are now down 7% over ~5 years.

If you bought the S&P 500 on that day, you are up 44% over ~5 years.

[Jake @BoringJake_TM]

Annual reminder to own your music, ye is cracked but I’m still rocking to graduation et al

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

🚨 Kanye West could have his music removed from Spotify soon.

The platform's CEO condemned the rapper's anti-Semitic comments and said that Spotify is deciding whether or not to remove the songs.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Siblings can grow up in the same home, but can have completely different experiences of their childhood and views of their parents.

HERE’S WHY 🧵: