Boring Joe Korb

[Boring Joe Korb @boringjoekorb]

Throwback to getting my head shaved at initiation. Such a funny joke, but my girlfriend was pissed!!

[Boring Joe Korb @boringjoekorb]

I called Mike and Dick yesterday to wish them good luck at their game today. They said "thanks bro". I really hope they win. #bitingmynails

[Boring Joe Korb @boringjoekorb]

I'm really happy. But feel sad as well. I'm had. Get it? Hahahahaha. I crack myself up.

[Boring Joe Korb @boringjoekorb]

Wait. Guys..what are we going to do next year? #JoJoTime

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Can someone please get me a pumpkin spice latte? I'm a seasonal guy.

[Boring Joe Korb @boringjoekorb]

I was on google chrome and got a pop-up. I think it was a virus (not from porn c'mon guys), so I "x'd" out and opened internet explorer.

[Boring Joe Korb @boringjoekorb]

Finally took a nap! It was 5:47 and sunny out when I fell asleep. It's now 7:53 and pitch dark outside! #WinterIsComing #WhereIsBae

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@SillyJackWatson that's insane Jack, I had a crazy night too. 2 loads of laundry and some playstation (mom doesn't know). Stay safe dude.

[Boring Joe Korb @boringjoekorb]

Feeling tired, but I have a hard time falling asleep during the day. Maybe I just need to try harder. Come on Joe.

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Really had the nicest heart to heart with my good buddy @kdanieldeakin we sure are lucky guys.

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Who ate pancakes this morning?? Because I had pancakes this morning. which means that we both had pancakes this morning. Hahaha. Hilarious!

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@_chrisferrari it would be really funny if you got a 99.

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Just had a bowl of cereal. For dinner! I swear I'm becoming a maniac!!!

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@alliebooxo Puzzled. You must have a lot of outfits. Or are they like theoretical outfits? But they can't be theoretical outfits? Can they?

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@PatrickDarby haha I used to love seeing Dorfy's head go. Almost as bad at FIFA as Ferrari. Good times.

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@Jack_Watson10 haha you're nuts dude!! I think I'd be afraid that my teacher would yell at me or something. Funny stuff!

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Texted our new striker, Richie for his birthday today. Can't wait for next year, he's such a funny guy! #RVH #Lakers

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I HATE putting too much milk in my cereal and it all floating around in the bowl. I won't add cereal tho,as I don't eat much in the morning.

[Boring Joe Korb @boringjoekorb]

Another day of rehab done. Tomorrow will be the 8th of October, which means in another week we'll already be halfway through the month! Wow.

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@YRimko hey Dane, who's @ArvinGK00 is he new? I thought Dick was the keeper this year?