Boring John Small

hi im john

[Boring John Small @boringjohns]

I checked my rain gauge and it said there was 150 ml of rain today. That twice they amount or rain we had last week. Crazy world we live in.

[Boring John Small @boringjohns]

Usually the snooker is on 141 but tonight it's 411, same numbers but in different order, so funny though.

[Boring John Small @boringjohns]

Called down to Mckeagues for my evening chat and I found young James advent calendar... It's so funny.

[Boring John Small @boringjohns]

Just got my annual advent calendar. So excited to open them windows and see what's behind them.

[Boring John Small @boringjohns]

Just got a beef stew kebab out of the jokers, tasty but me jeans are covered in oxtail soup now.

[Boring John Small @boringjohns]

I had a lovely feed there, saaaaausages and chips, the lads all had beef but I couldn't resist the saaaaaausages...

[Boring John Small @boringjohns]

I was reading the paper and saw someone with the same name as me but it was spelt Jon not John. Same name but a different spelling. Crazy

[Boring John Small @boringjohns]

I woke up this morning at 6:27 instead if my usual time of 6:30. I thought about going back to sleep but I got up instead.

[Boring John Small @boringjohns]

I put two spoons of sugar instead of one in my tea by accident today. It tasted different but I still enjoyed it.

[Boring John Small @boringjohns]

I looked at my calendar and saw it was the first of November. I said to myself wow the year is really flying John.

[Boring John Small @boringjohns]

I put out the cones for training last night but nobody showed up. I totally forgot the season was over.