Boring Kris Bryant

My name is Kris Bryant and I'm pretty boring. Here's some insight on my terribly boring life. *Parody account not actually Kris Bryant*

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Got to the hotel room in Phoenix. At first I thought I got jipped on the hair product but it's a 2-1. Close call guys.

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@KrisBryant_23 @adidasBaseball this is me. Go Cubbies!

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Got married the other day. Had fun.

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Game 7 in Cleveland seems like fun. Hopefully I get some PT.

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Big game tomorrow

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My leg hurts

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This is a video of a few days ago when I was bored.

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@Cubs I was excited after this out. I told Jason "Hey man that's why you're a gold glover." He said "yea dude" gosh he's a hoot and a half.

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@markg634 thanks Mark. Currently sitting on the toilet in the clubhouse. Cardinals carry Charmin.

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I hear Rizzo is cooking pregame tonight. My prediction is 3.9/5 stars but we'll see.

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This is me on the plane yesterday when I was bored.

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The new locker room is decent. It's kind bland. Boring if you will.

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Just took infield and saw a Southwest Airlines plane going north. So confused

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@boringkris17 well I guess Kyle was pullin my string. Jeez. Poor guy. Still pretty cool he got to ride the cart.

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So last night I asked Kyle how bad his ankle is and he said "Not too bad just wanted to ride the cart." I mean can Ya blame the guy?

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I asked Coach Joe what a Diamondback was. He said "It is what it sounds like doofus." I still have no idea.

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Gameday today in Pheonix. Rizzo just said "Hey KB lets get a win!" I replied "Yea man! We got this!" Gosh I love that guy.

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@KrisBryantFans_ nothing I'm super bored.