Boring Matty Pearse

I dont like crowds.

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Last night I had a dream and in it I was dreaming about friends who I had not seen for some years, and we were playing in a swimming pool together.

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Same but different

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Me

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@CharlieSwainn https://t.co/lCGIjU3t8r

I recommend getting your windows here😊

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Lunch just doesn’t get better than this! #lunch

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I got to work today and told my boss I was tired, he asked ‘why?’ I replied ‘I don’t know’, he then said ‘neither do iI, so I said ‘thankyou’
#Wendesday

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@EASPORTSFIFA when I eventually get into UT, every game I get into is disconnected automatically. any ideas?

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Iv only ever left Wistow to go to Selby, so Amsterdam at the weekend for @jamieforrestt birthday, is a massive step for me! #wishmeluck

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Got to have pop tarts for breakfast this morning.
Everything's coming up millhouse 👌

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I was meant to see Hannah tonight, but I forgot its the night I was my hair #doublebooked

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Do you have these in a French mustard colour? https://t.co/y3vsxHjS15

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Triple Red Huaraches are available here: https://t.co/HsE11gu8zQ

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Dad gave me an apricot frube in my lunch box today. I've told him, Hundreds of times, I hate apricot. Mondays for you 😂

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RT for Father's Day, FAV for Mother's Day.

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RT for sparkling water, FAV for still water.

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Went to buy spearmint chewing gum today, only went and bought peppermint by accident. What am I like? 😂

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Postman came round this morning, handed me a package.
I said "Hold on, that's for next door"
He said "Oh ok"
Then he went next door. 😂😂😂

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Got asked to go to Newcastle this weekend, apparently four people are going, FOUR!
Far too many people, I'll never get a word in. 😤

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Got a missed call from my dad today, turns out he never meant to ring me in the first place 😱😭😂 #FamilyBants

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Turns out I've been wearing my socks inside out today. Hahaha, you couldn't write it.