Boring Skeg

I am just a regular guy, massive eye brows, Facebook junkie, hay fever sufferer and a Fellani wig as pubes

[Boring Skeg @boringskeg]

@skegster *Reports as spam

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@dannyricho7 @skegster That is cricket 🦗 not porn 🦐

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@skegster Im on lockdown. Please respect my privacy

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@skegster Bore off #willtherealskegshadypleasestandup

[Boring Skeg @boringskeg]

Do people do things these days just for the sake of how good it looks on Insta etc? Like pumpkin picking, Halloween fancy dress and the Xmas market photos (with the scarf and mulled wine in hand)? Seems more about the image they’re trying to portray & not the actual event itself

[Boring Skeg @boringskeg]

Imposter claiming he's had sex. Real Skeg here. Im a virgin

[John Leaver @skegster]

I’ve nested worse

[Boring Skeg @boringskeg]

Didnt rain today, played cricket, lost #idontlikeinsects

[Boring Skeg @boringskeg]

@skegster I dont like insects

[Boring Skeg @boringskeg]

Last few Saturdays its been raining, today it isnt

[Boring Skeg @boringskeg]

Got to play at Hillsborough tonight, cant believe it. Said to my mate i got to play at Hillsborough tonight and i cant believe it. #Hashtagcantbelieveit

[Boring Skeg @boringskeg]

Omg just won Last Man Standing, buzzing!! I was sat down when I found out. Do I still win? #willthewinneroflastmanstandingpkeasestandup #longhashtag

[Boring Skeg @boringskeg]

Buzzing to be in last 2 of last man standing. If I win I'm guna invest it all in government bonds. Hashtag sensibleissexy

[Boring Skeg @boringskeg]

Butters out hashtag#prayforbutters# hashtag getting the hang of this

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@skegster Fuck off

[Boring Skeg @boringskeg]

Found out who the imposter is. Hashtag I know who you are hashtag who are ya

[Boring Skeg @boringskeg]

Can't believe someone is pretending to be me on Twitter. Hashtag sad hashtag pathetic hashtag must have a boring life

[Boring Skeg @boringskeg]

@skegster Iv reported you to the twitter police for impersonating me. Hashtag will the real John leaver please stand up hashtag standing up

[Boring Skeg @boringskeg]

It's Monday today. Don't like Mondays.

[Boring Skeg @boringskeg]

Injured my foot the other day. It hurt. Made sure I showed everyone who asked about it. Hashtag seeing is believing

[Boring Skeg @boringskeg]

Sorry been quiet for a few days. Didn't feel like tweeting