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I’ve turned my light off

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I sometimes drink from a mug and don’t use the handle that is designed to be used on a mug.
I’m hardcore

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@JohnCleese your surname sounds a bit like cheese doesn’t it?

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I’ve just dried my hair with a towel

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Saturday has the word Turd in it. Ha

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If you could would you?

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86 sleeps until pancake day

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If I get to 300 followers I will put a full wash on, darks, colours and whites. The whole shebang

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Isn’t it funny that it’s called the weekend at the end of the week

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It’s Saturday the 14th

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@rickygervais I don’t think I can fit in a drawer?

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I have a dropped kerb outside my house.
Goodnight

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@rickygervais I see you are advertising your vodka. What is your favourite drink?
Mines an Ovaltine light (original)

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RT if you know someone called Dave

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Surely it should be teeth paste?

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I’ve just closed my window as it was open

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A charity program is on the television tonight

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@JamesBlunt Your beautiful

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Some software stopped working properly today

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@rickygervais I like your black T-shirts