duolingo fan account

she/they/siya

[duolingo fan account @borinlaur]

if i had a dollar for every time a white person told me to read crying in h mart i would have like $6

[duolingo fan account @borinlaur]

If the blue angels go faster than the speed of sound why are they so fucking loud ?!?!?

[duolingo fan account @borinlaur]

Behind every woc at rei is their white girlfriend

[duolingo fan account @borinlaur]

gf: on valium
bf: really excited to see real life phlebotomy in action

[duolingo fan account @borinlaur]

Nothin much just mixing up Elton John and Elon musk

[duolingo fan account @borinlaur]

Me:
My Instagram story: one year ago today began some of the most absurd homophobic trauma let me make you a slideshow

[duolingo fan account @borinlaur]

Traumatized bitches be naming Lifespan Integration Therapy as an additive factor to their trauma

[duolingo fan account @borinlaur]

@loskerrys fall out boy

[Chloe Guillot @chloe_guillot]

*youth pastor voice* you know who else received a ruling this week

[duolingo fan account @borinlaur]

@hannahgwaterman he will never ever get off that mailing list

[bush v tipper gore @hannahgwaterman]

happy ides of march! i relate to caesar because i, too, was harassed by members of a senate once (**** ***** and **** ****** watch your backs)

[duolingo fan account @borinlaur]

I didn’t know it was Ash Wednesday

[duolingo fan account @borinlaur]

Rae asked me if I wanted to get ashed and I said sorry I don’t do drugs

[duolingo fan account @borinlaur]

@SPUisGay Drink the kool aid

[duolingo fan account @borinlaur]

Just found out about Pompeii don’t text

[duolingo fan account @borinlaur]

My favorite thing about running specifically meme accounts is that men assume they are talking to other men.

It’s always “broken white gay man” and never “collective of Black and brown women.”

We are the ones leading this fucking revolution, “buddy.”

[Marcus @texm98aolcom1]

@SPUisGay I love u buddy. Come Holy spirit

[duolingo fan account @borinlaur]

How come when snakes shed it feels good but when my uterine lining sheds it feels like I need to throw up

[duolingo fan account @borinlaur]

@chloe_guillot I’ve known chloe for 4 years and I can vouch for this. In every professional context we’ve worked in she has maintained a docile servants heart and never caused issues

[duolingo fan account @borinlaur]

@loskerrys im on the guest list can i still get a secret