Keegan🐢

Proud #mythicalbeast🐓

[Keegan🐢 @boris_keegan]

I've seen 4 different dogs today. Its been great.

[Keegan🐢 @boris_keegan]

✌

[Keegan🐢 @boris_keegan]

I cut all my friends off and said, "y'all late on my vibe, "
And there's so much more to life than drink and party all the time.

[The Lonely Island @thelonelyisland]

Don’t forget to watch #brooklyn99 last night on @nbc yesterday!

[Keegan🐢 @boris_keegan]

Just a waste of space

[Keegan🐢 @boris_keegan]

It's supposed to be a balance, but she's not willing to weigh in.

[jack @jackthurstxn]

Ted Bundy jumping from the courthouse

[Keegan🐢 @boris_keegan]

Man's best friend.

[Keegan🐢 @boris_keegan]

Anyone want to just like talk?

[Keegan🐢 @boris_keegan]

Anyone want a piña colada?

[Habibullah Khan @Huk06]

Wife: “What are the scratch marks on your neck?

Husband: Me and the guys went kayaking when out of the blue a seal appeared and slapped me on my neck with an Octopus!!!

Wife: Do you honestly think I'm stupid enough to believe something as ridiculous as that?"

[Keegan🐢 @boris_keegan]

@tannycaldwell That's not very chill

[Keegan🐢 @boris_keegan]

Made up magic turtle guy is feeling like he’s crap
He needs to spend some time alone to understand his path
There's different types of waves and things your mind is tuning to
It takes in information and it sorts it out for you

[Keegan🐢 @boris_keegan]

@Elijahchristen3 @dangerbucket You did last time😔

[Keegan🐢 @boris_keegan]

Being consistently excluded really makes you feel like shit.