Baethoven

give me potatoes or give me death

[Baethoven @borishatesbears]

so glad strangers feel comfortable telling me I look heavy and that I have to be due any day now

[Baethoven @borishatesbears]

just started outlander and I’m a little worried about myself

[Baethoven @borishatesbears]

Chick-fil-A I’m already ashamed to have no willpower when it comes to your fries, can you please stop giving me the butts of the potatoes they are the worst

[Braxton 🟥 @Braxtonbrew96]

You can't make this up. The Department of Education estimates it will cost $99,900,900 to operate the application for student debt cancelation. They would literally rather spend $100M on means-testing than just canceling the debt automatically.

[Kristen @kristenstockdal]

An interesting development in the Kim <> Kanye saga

[Baethoven @borishatesbears]

it’s time I recognize that my true favorite song of all time is wonder by natalie merchant.

[Carlos A. Rodríguez @CarlosHappyNPO]

This is not the day after Fiona. This is yesterday. 12 days after the storm.

We’re delivering meals in the southern part of Puerto Rico. Areas where there is still no water, still no electricity.

People are now dying because of the lack of response.

No justice, no peace.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

After every single school shooting, Republicans tell us it’s not guns, it’s mental health.

Today, 205 Republicans just voted against increasing mental health access in schools.

[Baethoven @borishatesbears]

@KellyKitz we can do a lil switcheroo

[Baethoven @borishatesbears]

idk how I was surprised that bo burnham’s inside made me cry when I always break down at the last two songs of make happy

[abi balingit 🌸 MAYUMU OUT NOW! 🌸 @theduskykitchen]

this is me btw. when you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.

[DIVINE🌺 @sheluvyarii]

First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person

[Baethoven @borishatesbears]

if fast fashion is bad then where do i find slow fashion

[Baethoven @borishatesbears]

@jonstewart where ya been, jon?????

[Slimecicle🦠 @Slimecicle]

Happy Pride Month!! You are more gay than you realize.