Boris Johnson PMMP

The one and only Boris le Waffle Johnson Hon FRISBY Prime Member of the Ministers Parliament Leader of stuff. Get Brexit (softly) done. Unleash Rees-Mogg.

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Had a great time at #COP26 catching up with old chums, and the French PM. Great grub, wine superb.
We've all got to do our bit.... well, you lot have. I've got a private jet ha.

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@muhammadmokaev @ukhomeoffice @pritipatel Of course. We at the UK Government don't give a toss about people who were born here. What chance has anyone got.

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@JMNSwimmer The first rule of rule breaking club is you do not talk about rule breaking club. How could you?

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@David__Osland Ha ha ha hes Bluer than Blair and me put together. Toff masquerading as a working "man"

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@ThisisDavina You are correct. It is rare, but it still isn't rare enough.

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@Stephen91909451 @RodSmit64871721 @M0YAA @bbcquestiontime Jolly good, I bet you're one of the idiots sent to kill civis for a few barrels of oil aren't you. Surprised you managed to tie your own shoe laces of did the Captain help?

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@bbcquestiontime Time to disband the lot. They serve no purpose in a modern society. Most of the money they bring in is from tourism anyway and that's mostly due to the buildings.

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@LunaNotreally I (person behind this account) admit it also. I knew it was a mistake when Cameron went "whoops...erm...I quit...." after losing the referendum he agreed to.

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Just read some of Greta Thunberg's tweets. Spiffingly hilarious. Young whippet has no idea what's going on.

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@lilyallen Never heard of her.

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@wordsamnere Of course, the Tories welcome everyone... as long as you have money

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@tiffin1963 @suziegeewizz Thanks for the er kind words. At least we're good, at something....

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@Bowmore_SOU @Bert3little @ToryFibs @ErdmuteD Just employ a nanny. It's easily done. Everyone in the UK I know has money so ah, ipso facto everyone has money.

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@Keir_Starmer I have no idea what I'm doing. Even though a lot of areas have decreasing case rates, because idiots in the South East couldn't manage with Tier 2, everyone must suffer.

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@wandering71 @MerielMyers welfare, free health service & healthcare, unions, decent wages, public ownership. *shudders*
Thankfully the UK population is too stupid to stand up for what they want and expect the EU or UK Government to look after then. Something good came from controlling media and education

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@holdenweb @CarberyChris @ArmstrongKit @TAG73957257 Terrible. Thankfully Maggie dispensed with those silly unions who fought for workers rights long before the EU was even thought of. I hope no one comes up with the idea of reforming them. That would be bad for us.....

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@mikegalsworthy Ah yes, but we're allowed to rip off our own country, but its wrong for the EU. It's not like we can rob the empire any more.

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Erm Do Something, Close Most things, Shag Everything.

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@filsdelenin @Trickyjabs @Caroleshoulder1 Tories have been in for 41 years, don't let Tone's red tie fool you. He's one of us through and through and still coining it in.