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[EL MUNDO @elmundoes]

Oyarzabal: "Estáis en una onda un poco negativa, no sé muy bien el motivo" https://t.co/4NRB3r2Opf

[Matt Forde @mattforde]

The single greatest squad reveal video in the history of squad reveal videos

[Kat🇻🇪🇦🇷🇺🇦🇸🇾🇬🇪🇵🇸🇨🇺🇲🇲🇮🇷🇸🇩🇹🇼 @Katauroraaa]

Hungary is having the ending of a 2000s family movie.

[Niall Stanage @NiallStanage]

“In the end, the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it.” — George Orwell, “1984”

[Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur]

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

[David Carretta @davcarretta]

The EU right now.

[ceci | 🍉 @cecitheconkeror]

how I'm following the Hungarian elections (I'm not Hungarian)

[🌊🌊 ۞ @borjaar7]

Tuit del siglo

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.

I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.

It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.

May God bless America.

[Bloomberg Opinion @opinion]

These oil pipelines could decide the Iran War.

@JavierBlas explains why 🎥

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Monitoring the situation

[Ray Dalio @RayDalio]

https://t.co/tjmbT5ytUN

[A Shot @ashotmagazine]

11 years ago today, ‘BETTER CAUL SAUL’ premiered.

[🌊🌊 ۞ @borjaar7]

Estoy llorando

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!

Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.

“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”

The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”

“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”

“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”

Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.

“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”

Tears began to well up in their eyes.

“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”

They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.

I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”

He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.

“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

[Marco Fattorini @MarcoFattorini]

Mario Draghi: «L'Europa ha molti nemici, forse più che mai, sia interni che esterni. Per preservarla, gli europei devono essere più uniti che mai. Dobbiamo superare le nostre debolezze autoinflitte. E dobbiamo diventare più forti: militarmente, economicamente e politicamente».

[polilla @fantasypolillas]

Ferran cuando lo pone mi colega / Ferran cuando lo compro yo

[Josep Borrell Fontelles @JosepBorrellF]

1. Vance ya dejó claro en Munich su menosprecio a Europa, ahora elevado por Trump al rango de Estrategia de Seguridad Nacional. Es una declaración de guerra política a la UE. Quiere una Europa blanca dividida en naciones, sometida a sus exigencias y que vote a quien él quiere.

[🎃Big Gleb🎃 @GlebMelnikov8]

The obvious solution here is to let both Netflix and Paramount have one Warner brother