Norkside Pizza

I know you can't eat leather, but you can't stop me.
Brendan Nork

[NCAA Ice Hockey @NCAAIceHockey]

🏆 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 🏆

For the 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘, @QU_MIH wins the National Championship by defeating Minnesota, 3-2, in an overtime thriller.

#MFrozenFour

[Jon Millstein @jmillstein]

Strange announcement from an energy drink

[Jack Bensinger @JackBensinger]

They sent me the wrong fucking song

[New Jersey @NJGov]

stay woke

[Exit 114 @exitonefourteen]

McRib stands for "My Chemical Romance Is Back"

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

This is why my roommates have to lock the door when they take a shower. ☠️

[Just Luke @thelukemans]

little surprise

[lucy,, @curledbitch]

“yo can you pass me my glasses bro”

“yeah sure bro”

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

s o a p

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

Aaron Boone, Brett Gardner, and CC Sabathia get ejected, a breakdown

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

🌹 Cooking dinner for our anniversary🌹

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

we need more kids in STEM*!!!!

*salmon tube engineering/manufacturing

[Z. “Partygoer” Smooth @itszmoothly]

We’re doctors, scientists, astronauts, and musicians, yet not one of us can mentally picture the logo for panera bread

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

perry the platypus when he’s not wearing his hat:

dr. doofenshmirtz: https://t.co/Yv4iN9OM5B

[chad @badboychadhoy]

you: ant-man

me, an intellectual: uncle