Corey Bork

Smartass sweetheart with a big mouth and Twitter account. Fan of Kittenmittens.
Caffeine Activist

[Corey Bork @bork_corey]

Shocked I need to say this again. There are robotic laws... no ai will every kill humans... it would require teams of humans to constuct such /brilliant human about 35 years... both have a very vested interest in being alive... stop thinking movies are real please

[Corey Bork @bork_corey]

Excuse my fangirl jokes... I grew up loving your work and all this is new for me

[Corey Bork @bork_corey]

@daxshepard @IMKristenBell @donaldglover All 3 of you are too talented for words...so (end)

[Corey Bork @bork_corey]

Posted your other ceo stuff on fb... they took it with 3k followers but it's a hobbie so se la vi

[Corey Bork @bork_corey]

@daxshepard @angelasinfellow @ArmchairExpPod I like the one "if you love something let it go, if it returns it was ment to be, if not shoot it down and drag it home because it's mine" -me

[Corey Bork @bork_corey]

I was removed from Facebook for being too funny with my keystrokes...

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I hope when I die, Madonna says nice things about herself.

[Corey Bork @bork_corey]

Facebook got offended by jokes and stole my content and 3000 followers it's like stealing is inharently novel of them... Markz left them a memo steal shit: steal Hawaii and pretend not to be an ambitious sociopath. Or I said some cuss words and the internet wept

[Corey Bork @bork_corey]

Yep... more sensational then honestly talking... learnt with the hard method that is the bane of my realm

[Corey Bork @bork_corey]

Live love live repeat

[Corey Bork @bork_corey]

@RatKingKelly True fan .Love every moment I get to talk about what I love: #AlwaysSunny #sorrynotsorry

[Corey Bork @bork_corey]

Watching your stand up mid Mott's apple sip. Your mott's apple juice passion is a passion I can stand behind. I'm trying to rush my move in so I can make this show. Love your delivery and content man.

[Corey Bork @bork_corey]

@TomHall Wow

[Dr. Carlisle Cullen @DrCarlisleCull2]

My beautiful wife @esmecullen2230 Her timeless beauty and loving, motherly nature never ceases to make those around her to feel joy, love and happiness that just radiates from her.

[Corey Bork @bork_corey]

@DrCarlisleCull2 I feel ya dr. Fang <3