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Interested, not interesting. Cunt/cuntchops

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@xAlexTHFC Jose Dominguez

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@fesshole @LoveTheShirt

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@SpursyDave @thespursweb @SamiMokbel_BBC Think of it like edging mate

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@patricktyrant As a Spurs fan (I am too btw) you should know better than to jinx it like this.

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@ArchRose90 Isn’t that one of the songs from Muppet Christmas Carol?

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@eurofootcom @RickyTFC kindred spirits mate.

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@historyofTHFC Ginola. Had a soft spot for Jose Dominguez too

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@GadSaad “Dermatological original sin” creased me up.

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@GadSaad I’m 100% on board with your Messi takes, but there are loads of these fake quotes going around for engagement. No way Kroos said this.

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@zo_demalia You can’t choose your team, your team chooses you.

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@Jon_Mackenzie World Soccer’s 1998 World Cup guide was massive for me, really expanded my football horizons

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@Billie_T Sky. Just on season 4. Thank me later.

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@Billie_T Mate. Isolation horror/drama from some of the guys who made Lost. Top tier

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@TheRealJonbass Just warming up for his opening day hat trick.

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@TheRealJonbass Don’t assume that yours isn’t a favourite bro 😎

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@TheSpursWatch @standardnews Always knew he was a weapons-grade cunt.

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@TheRealJonbass Must be a market on Only Fans for this…”ooh, you gulp teasing bastard you”