Envy

I will and already have eaten your first born. She/They

[chloe @Dykeocletian]

AOC as president could be the American Gorbachev ngl (naive reformist whose efforts end up collapsing the whole creaking system). For that reason alone i think it's worth supporting her for president

[Strawberry Simulator @SimulatedBerry]

“And THAT’S for Pearl Harbor!” I scream at the white P.F. Chang’s waitress as I tip 0%

[LeBron James @KingJames]

What an amazing game "Batman Arkham City". Just finished and beat it. Everyone who had a hand in creating it, I wanna say Thank You! #Gamer

[Envy @Born2Stink]

all these lists tell me is that Raimi did Harry so well that nobody thinks Spiderman can have a dramatic and interesting supporting cast ever again.

[Jorge ꗞ @djodjeee_]

This time of the year again

[Envy @Born2Stink]

there is a secret 3rd job, 8 hours of being the town fool

[Neet @neet_sol]

why is every job 8 hours of excel or 8 hours of breathing in toxic chemicals

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I Think a part of me will always be filled with hatred

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Friend is visiting Seattle this weekend.

Here is his report:

Seattle nightlife might be the most cooked market in America.

Went out in Cap Hill with my buddy who’s a legitimate Chad. In NYC he’s batting over .500 on infield cold approaches.

Seattle? We went 0-for-15.

Girls with face tats, dyed green hair, three piercings, smoking cigs outside the bar were rejecting him and laughing like they were Victoria’s Secret models.

At least 25% of the girls were lesbians and my friend was still trying to recruit them away from their girlfriends like he was an SEC football coach.

I’ve never seen a dating market this brutal. Seattle nightlife needs a federal investigation.

Is Seattle the worst dating market in USA?

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

i'm california sober which means i smoke weed every day, i drink at parties and i also do cocaine when it's offered to me at parties

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

the uk has revoked my visa as well. all at the behest of israel. the west is betraying "liberal values" for a genocidal fascist foreign government. soon we will all become israel.

[Envy @Born2Stink]

tonight was the loudest i’ve heard the bar get for a basketball game, seattle really hates OKC (deservedly)

[sam @samlereyeee]

The queer experience is ur family knowing nothing abt u

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

when i was first coming out i had my friends use they/them pronouns on me cause i was scared to claim femininity looking the way i did and i wanted to soft launch changing myself, to see how people would react etc. i think that's fine and made a lot of sense for me

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

https://t.co/A6Str33Kpy

[Envy @Born2Stink]

it sounds like you hate beautiful women with good morals, not very christian of you imo

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

great day to be an “america first” bootlicker who voted for the most israel first admin that guts social programs, won’t fix infra, cuts taxes for the super wealthy & spends all its money instead on bombing venezuela & stealing its oil for super profits of the pedophilic elite!

[Envy @Born2Stink]

swedish ppl love dying of lung cancer in their mid 50s

[Envy @Born2Stink]

@starsleeps I’d move the trans one to dog-like, 10/10 otherwise

[Envy @Born2Stink]

@turret_factory The exact same thing happened when I went to go see this on Valentine’s Day, genuinely felt like I was losing my mind

[Envy @Born2Stink]

@BenjaminTobitt I’ve been summoned