KHHVRapist

[KHHVRapist @BornAgainKHHV]

@rawsalerts Met the team captain, he's a chill dude

[last.fmcel @fuukerori]

ive only masturbated once in the past week

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

"Jaxon Smith-Njigba to put the Seahawks in FG range!"

[🃏 @YBLUVR696969]

“Jayden just spike the ball and let’s walk out with a W”

Jayden Daniels:

[Davey Jones 🏴‍☠️ 🎃 @DavidJonesNFL]

“Why do you want to attend Cornell, son?”

“To rape sir!”

“Why do you want to attend Cornell, son?”

“To rape sir!”

“And why do you want to attend Cornell, son?”

“Uhh to get good grades, an Ivy League degree and a high paying career, sir”

[Junkball | イギリス人 @IGotLocked13]

I'm 33 and my girlfriend is 9

[ミスティック (mystic) @haruhiprophet]

new superpower: rape-vision, girls that would like it are highlighted in green

[Java🇺🇸☕️ ☭⃠ @javascroll]

Preferring small breasts is a sign of high IQ

[Greg @xxGregTheLegxx]

Had sex last night (consensually).

[Yacine @hearts4kamiko]

I fantasize about being asked questions

[bubberton @terbbub]

Putting up 80 points in fantasy this week, haven’t touched a female in 2 years, and I have to go to work tomorrow

[ari🦄☮️#BAREFOOTtwt @nevershoutari]

“why is your door closed” cuz i’m fucking JERKING OFF MOM. god okay

[Jimmy Cleary @JimmyClearpills]

Is it rape if she pretends to consent but she’s lying and secretly doesn’t

[SO: Tanya von Degurechaff @SeasonalOshi]

Please pray for me and my family. My mom is trying to convince my little sister to abort our baby.