Mr. Jones

Former Prager University third string long snapper

[Mr. Jones @DavidJonesNFL]

“You bring me 100 Twitter followers, 10 of them are based, half of them are porn bots and other bots, and the rest of them are hentai gooners, and like 20-30% of them are gay.”

[Mr. Jones @DavidJonesNFL]

If you still support universal healthcare after seeing this you’re either evil or retarded, no in between.

[Corbin ⭑ @Cxrbin]

Blue raspberry lemonade Kool-Aid pineapples with the berry blast waffles & Hot Cheeto wings 😤

[Mr. Jones @DavidJonesNFL]

@ag_gobby Hating on athletic competition is spiritually Hindu

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@MeltingSnowBro The whole Bay Area is just a biohazard

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@LinkofSunshine All that talk about the Epstein class just to vote a literal gay pedophile into congress lmfaooo

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@hasanthehun Whats the matter buddy, did those minorities you love so much vote on ethnic grounds like they always do instead of pulling the lever for your gay little commie project?

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@RacePopeIII Good night broski

[Mr. Jones @DavidJonesNFL]

@Not_Supremleadr Fire

[jor @jorfolle]

i do wonder if we will see a mass suicide wave when trump dies

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@iheilhoppe Why doesn’t he just ban Jihadists? Is he stupid?

[Mr. Jones @DavidJonesNFL]

@ChudNarodnik Kalos is the janitor bull, and Michael is the high school girl waiting to take it in the ass

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@memeticsisyphus Absolutely infuriating especially as a trucker, people will see the sign a mile back and gun it before merging at the last possible second, slowing everyone else up just so they can go the same speed as everyone else for the next 10 miles

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@spicy1812 Your side spent years screaming that billionaires were ruining both the country and the planet with zero nuance and now you’re upset that one of your disciples took your message at face value?

[Mr. Jones @DavidJonesNFL]

@vesper_118 Corn is easily the most white coded dish here

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@basedganyu You too will become anti socialist

[Mr. Jones @DavidJonesNFL]

@MeltingSnowBro Office Space? Original soundtrack? Ohio State?

[Mr. Jones @DavidJonesNFL]

@MeltingSnowBro @5631ad4f859f429 Trying to argue with these people is like arguing with a brick wall

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@ag_gobby They’re really good it’s just that they’re tough to prepare and store so it’s hard to work them into your diet

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@harryh @LinkofSunshine There really aren’t, even the “centrist” dem running in Texas called white people a virus before the Floyd riots even happened