Goth is now corporate, mainstream, plastic, repackaged, and reeks of a sad middle-class gestalt. Who could have guessed that Edward Scissorhands would one day actually become the mascot for brain-dead American postwar suburbia? The most boring man you know is off masturbating to "big titty goths" because he's decided to live like a robot, eating McDonald's and watching PornHub like a good boy, because you can only really transgress in a culture that worships death by choosing life, and the middle class has apparently decided it's normal to live as if you yearn for death.