Zen Master Doc

Things I like to do: breath, eat, sleep, poop, and run.

[Zen Master Doc @bornedoc]

There’s more

[Zen Master Doc @bornedoc]

Hey @Spotify, something is broken. After I deleted my account it keeps sending me emails. I’ve been getting these all week.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Amid the turbulence of a pandemic & racedemic, I offer this reflection on what Earth looks like from space, as only an Apollo astronaut can tell it.

[Zen Master Doc @bornedoc]

I’m going to tell my kids this is SARS-CoV-2

[Zen Master Doc @bornedoc]

Low fat milk is a scam

[Zen Master Doc @bornedoc]

@Kier_un_a Another company bought stock Nike shoes off the self, filled them with holy water, and resold them for $4,000.

[XKCD Comic @xkcdComic]

Imagine Going Back in Time https://t.co/wucfLo0VxH https://t.co/k8kJ9Tdcuo

[Zen Master Doc @bornedoc]

I may bite
Like boots (🐈)
In the middle of the night 🎶

[Zen Master Doc @bornedoc]

Love those ladies who work the polls

[Zen Master Doc @bornedoc]

@YaBoySmaga Smell ya later

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

View from SpaceX Launch Control. Apparently, there is a car in orbit around Earth.

[Zen Master Doc @bornedoc]

Keep 2018 zesty

[Zen Master Doc @bornedoc]

@Dkeipeireas Strong islands

[Zen Master Doc @bornedoc]

Breakfast for dinner in the morning

[XKCD Comic @xkcdComic]

4th of July https://t.co/piuRgpdTFd https://t.co/TXnftBeKVy

[Zen Master Doc @bornedoc]

But the WWE is a perfect metaphor for politics

[Zen Master Doc @bornedoc]

26 is probably the age you stop celebrating your birthday by getting black-out drunk

[Zen Master Doc @bornedoc]

The universe has been trying to create you for billions of years. Here you are, you made it and you're beautiful.

[Zen Master Doc @bornedoc]

Sometimes you've got to dot your Ys and cross your Ps

[Zen Master Doc @bornedoc]

Spice up your life by shopping at grocery store you've never been to. Try new foods break out of normal routine.