Alexandra Bazzani

yo.

[Alexandra Bazzani @bornfighter101]

IMPORTANT PSA: our town has been featured on an iFunny meme

[Alexandra Bazzani @bornfighter101]

IM JUST TRYING TO WATCH SOME DAMN NETFLIX @tatianabazzani

[Alexandra Bazzani @bornfighter101]

“You in those socks>>” by far the best compliment I’ve ever received

[Alexandra Bazzani @bornfighter101]

I WANT EVERYONE TO SEE THE TRAUMA FROM TODAY. 100% REAL

[Alexandra Bazzani @bornfighter101]

@LDH181 I fucking LOVE you LUIS

[Evan M. Turkowsky, MPH @EvanTurkowsky]

If I have a daughter I’m just gonna give her a boy name... no dudes gonna try to fuck a girl named Paul

[Alexandra Bazzani @bornfighter101]

I hope Frankie Jonas has a great day

[Alexandra Bazzani @bornfighter101]

The devil works hard but Cynthia Boynton works harder

[Alexandra Bazzani @bornfighter101]

I can’t wait for @tatianabazzani to come home so I don’t have to sing both parts of Breaking Free anymore

[Alexandra Bazzani @bornfighter101]

My mom just walked over to me with a MASSIVE smile on her face and she goes “wanna see a picture of dad’s ex girlfriend who he dumped for me”...literally me in 20 years

[Alexandra Bazzani @bornfighter101]

@scathemusic https://t.co/iEM5Beio8u

[Alexandra Bazzani @bornfighter101]

@SOMEXlCAN Why you gotta eat it with a fork

[GL @gldivittorio]

The non-binary gender debate ended in 2008 when Britney Spears clarified that there are only two kinds of people in the world, ones that entertain, and the ones that observe.

[Alexandra Bazzani @bornfighter101]

@scathemusic Yayyyy go baby !!!❤️❤️😍😍💋💋😘

[Alexandra Bazzani @bornfighter101]

“I said that!!”
“You also said Sacagawea was a piece of chewing gum” #3rdgradeconvos

[apes @fakechanel]

catholic school gym class looks https://t.co/3T2HHjQqfo

[Alexandra Bazzani @bornfighter101]

You know you live in #NewEngland when the priest‘s homily is all about the life of Tom Brady

[Alexandra Bazzani @bornfighter101]

Fourth grader: explains a movie about a failed love
Other fourth grader: ...sounds more like a Taylor swift song
I love my job.