B

professional procrastinator

[B @bornsole]

One kid was born paralysed in Africa instead of her BTW

[yannyyy @2_subgenre]

my bf is tryna make me block my rapist 😭

[B @bornsole]

Imagine living in the Middle Ages and your wife says come get some like bro if I had to dive into some stinky smelly hairy pussy I would blow my shit straight off

[B @bornsole]

Tweeting to literally 0 people is probably worse than masturbating in a public area btw

[B @bornsole]

This the dildo a single mother age 30 is using btw

[𝒜⁷²⁰ @neverafoe]

Okay so boom

[B @bornsole]

People will see my tweets and will genuinely think I’m retarded so yes I will delete them

[riley ♡ @rileyapparently]

don't delete ur tweets. flop with pride and dignity

[B @bornsole]

Bro I see bitches putting their university in their bios, like bitch this is the oldest trick in the book you just tryna get fucked tonight

[B @bornsole]

First problem is using discord for anything other than talking to your friends in the first place

[B @bornsole]

Half the time you see a TMZ post it’s either really creepy early news or some gay shit

[TMZ @TMZ]

Celebrity Bulges ... Who's Packing?! https://t.co/MIu5q9T9WB

[B @bornsole]

See this is how I know you is not a real chip eater, salt and vinegar chips bang

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

salt and vinegar chips are kinda like mouth BDSM

[B @bornsole]

This challenge would do numbers on vine in 2014

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[B @bornsole]

Pussy is Gods gift to the world

[B @bornsole]

If I requested 10K cash app from John Cena right now would be accept that shit or nah?

[B @bornsole]

“ME N YE GOT SUM CRAZY SHIT”

[cam555 @cam555sxuv]

YE CARTI YE CARTI

ME N YE GOT SUM CRAZY SHIT

WHATS SEEN AINT GOTTA BE SAID

U SEE IT

[B @bornsole]

How much of a no pussy getting mf do you have to make an edit worse than an original, holy reddit mod

[Game Unlocked @gameunlocked26]

Many GTA fans disliked the woman in the cover, so they decided to change her.

Which one is better?

[B @bornsole]

FIRST ONE GOT ME DYINGGGG, BITCH PULLED UP TO THE PARTY UNINVITED 😭😭

[𝐋𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 @PolyDepression]

GTA cover girls - 3D vs HD trilogy (2001-2026)

[B @bornsole]

Every time I see a degenerate gooner page on twitter with the wildest captions, this reddit post always comes to mind

[B @bornsole]

My lightbulb died 7 days ago so I’ve resorted to using my iPhone flashlight as my only light source someone help me

[B @bornsole]

Y’all think Timothee Chamalet got the dick for Kylie Jenner or nah?

[AB @ABnormvl]

Yeah they got time to change it to a SB or make them high top

[B @bornsole]

The quality of twitter