Kevin Shultz

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

For an economist & former Cabinet Secretary, this tweet is VERY wrong. US response includes: $1200/adult, $500/child PLUS $377 billion to small businesses TO PAY 100% SALARIES to employees PLUS an additional $600 per week in unemployment (which alas can be MORE THAN 100% salary).

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Nellie. She’s an astronaut. Please don’t interrupt her spacewalk. 13/10

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

It's critical that you turn the sound up and watch the whole clip

[cay @caylahhhh]

Nasty as fuck. Anybody who smokes them is nasty as fuck. Yes my friends included. But yall knew this.

[shayne @shaynenicolee]

called my parents yesterday extremely concerned about the hurricane & asked them to take the cats & go up north for the weekend. they assured me they were fine and that no matter what they’d take care of my cats. I got this txt today(yes that’s hose water and no im not amused😂)

[・ 𝑱𝒊𝒏. @_frostbiteQ]

Eddie Murphy will act a comedy movie, star as 5 different people and those 5 different characters will crack you up in an entirely different way and you won't know it's the same person until you see the cast list at the end of the movie. Eddie Murphy is in a different league.

[OKC THUNDER @okcthunder]

Thunder Signs Luguentz Dort To Two-Way Contract.
https://t.co/cINL2lTcxC

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Remy. She’s a jenga legend. Not sure why anybody doubted her. It’s a simple game when you’re good. 14/10

[Hailey @_hailey_curtis_]

I have the coolest dog

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Fans in Los Angeles right now...

[Kevin Shultz @borntobefresh]

“You can’t break what can’t be broken”

[Arizona Cardinals @AZCardinals]

5️⃣ @P2 catches up for the break-up

4️⃣ @LarryFitzgerald's 112th career TD catch

3️⃣ @buddabaker32 comes off the edge, @KingRod90 cleans it up

2️⃣ Fitz being Fitz

1️⃣ @Josh3Rosen to @ChristianDavon2 for the win

[Brenden @Bespo78]

The day I finish a full chapstick before I lose it is the day I officially become an adult.

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

Red Sox take Game 2 in Boston

They’re 2 games away 🏆