Tristan Boroski

buy clearance and catch big fish.

[Tristan Boroski @boroskitristan]

You heal an outside wound with rubbing alcohol and an inside wound with drinking alcohol

[Tristan Boroski @boroskitristan]

I havent drank all year😯

[Tristan Boroski @boroskitristan]

@ColeBalogi Im interested 🤔

[Tristan Boroski @boroskitristan]

@ColeBalogi You wail

[Tristan Boroski @boroskitristan]

@ColeBalogi We'd probably be in a psych ward

[Tristan Boroski @boroskitristan]

Ever since i got my mullet my farts smell like pool chalk and harley rides 🇺🇸

[Tristan Boroski @boroskitristan]

At least i know ill have good stories to tell my kids

[CB @ColeBalogi]

I'm gonna throw myself off a flight of stairs

[Tristan Boroski @boroskitristan]

Youre never too old to shed a tear..

[Tristan Boroski @boroskitristan]

@ColeBalogi at least you still had a date with the bar stool

[Tristan Boroski @boroskitristan]

Still dont understand why people send you the same snap thats on there story

[Tristan Boroski @boroskitristan]

If i cared what people thought of me i wouldnt be as happy as i am.

[Tristan Boroski @boroskitristan]

@ColeBalogi it actually kinda sucks man. I get bored not having any responsibilities

[CB @ColeBalogi]

Man it would be nice if my parents paid for everything I wanted to do and I didn't have to work and I could be a free loader.

[Trenton Monson @The_handzz03]

Don't drink and drive tonight!!! Don't take someone away from a family! #besmart

[Alex Lindberg @8lindberg51]

Thank god for sober cabs because me and whiskey have never been friends or will be friends

[Tristan Boroski @boroskitristan]

If you dont like Disney movies than i dont like you

[Tristan Boroski @boroskitristan]

@ColeBalogi correction escort service

[Tristan Boroski @boroskitristan]

I only drink cause my friends do

[Tristan Boroski @boroskitristan]

@ColeBalogi but you put all three together and you have a good time

[Big Smoove @CJROPTE]

"I have never missed a Monster Jam in St. Paul... Ever!" - @boroskitristan