James Martin

[James Martin @BoroughBloke]

@mike_reader @reformparty_uk Vote Labour. Vote Communist.

[James Martin @BoroughBloke]

@Jebadoo2 Isn’t it also coming back as a “Private Member’s Bill”, even though in reality it’s a Government Bill, but they have no mandate for it, and don’t want to be the ones with blood on their hands?
As such, it should rightly be subjected to the same treatment as the previous attempt.

[James Martin @BoroughBloke]

@BurnsideWasTosh A succulent, unlicensed viral tweet?

[James Martin @BoroughBloke]

@PatrickChristys It’s a lot of things, from what I can see.

[James Martin @BoroughBloke]

@RoyleFamilyShow “I know you’re not supposed to say this, what the millennium and all that….”

[James Martin @BoroughBloke]

@ArchRose90 He’s definitely all three.

[James Martin @BoroughBloke]

@DreyfusJames Gimme, Gimme, Gimme was rude, crude, in your face and FUCKING BRILLIANT!!
“If you want the advice of an ex-prossie, dear…..”
Oh, and wasn’t it also written by a gay man?

[James Martin @BoroughBloke]

@benjaminbutter @TfL And yet my fares always seem to go up. 🤔

[James Martin @BoroughBloke]

@BBCNews There’s not many attempted beheadings, I think I can say without fear of contradiction, that would leave the victim with only superficial injuries. Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong.

[James Martin @BoroughBloke]

@cristo_radio @UKLabour And he’s the brains of the outfit.

[James Martin @BoroughBloke]

@Glinner ‘That would be an ecumenical matter….”

[James Martin @BoroughBloke]

@PatrickChristys I’m shocked, I tell you. Shocked.

[James Martin @BoroughBloke]

@CamillaTominey The Lib Dems’ view of everything bad in the coalition: ‘ Nothing to do with us gov! It was those nasty Tories who did that!’ And their view of everything good in the coalition: ‘Oh yeah, like, that was all thanks to us, ackshewelly!’
‘Oh, go on then, I’ll accept a knighthood too!

[James Martin @BoroughBloke]

@GoodwinMJ Starmer wouldn’t recognise himself in the mirror.

[James Martin @BoroughBloke]

@DreyfusJames Only an audacious and outrageously talented pair of musicians like Mercury and Cabalé could have conceived a project like this - and make it the huge success that it was.

[James Martin @BoroughBloke]

@DreyfusJames ME! I fooking loved the 80’s.

[James Martin @BoroughBloke]

@DominicFarrell Come into the kitchen and look at what else he could’ve won.

[James Martin @BoroughBloke]

@ArchRose90 But not too open and transparent….

[James Martin @BoroughBloke]

@SBarrettBar It wasn’t me, Your Honour. I don’t know nuffink about no expensive pens.

[James Martin @BoroughBloke]

@SBarrettBar What new Jag, Officer? I never saw no such thing, so I didn’t.