Brian Borovay

Family man w/ beautiful wife and 3 kids, Views shared on my account are my own & do not reflect the views & opinions of my employer

[Luka Updates @LukaUpdates]

Full Luka Dončić interview at 'The Open' ⛳️ 🇬🇧

@GolfChannel

[MavsMuse @MavsMuse]

Morez Johnson Jr in his SL debut

27 PTS
8 REB
3 AST
3 STL
2 BLK
12/17 FG
7 Fouls

One of the best summer league debuts I’ve seen. Dallas got a good one.

[Brian Borovay @Borovay]

@Mavs_FFL Heart beat

[ClamFan @Clam_Fan]

A husband who left home to play golf at 8:30 a.m. doesn’t return until 6:00 p.m. He knows he’s about to face the wrath of his wife.

As he opens the door, his obviously miffed wife says, “Where have you been? You said you’d be done with golf by 1:00 p.m. and home hours ago!”

The red-faced man stammers, “I’m really sorry, honey. I can tell you why I’m so late, but you’re only going to be even more angry with me.”

Now completely frosted, the wife says, “I want the truth, and I want it NOW!”

The husband says, “Okay, fine. We finished in just over four hours, then decided to get a beer in the clubhouse. I hopped in the car and would have been here by 1:00 p.m., but on the way home I spotted a pretty young woman struggling with a flat tire. I stopped and changed it for her. As I was wrapping up, she offered me money. Of course I said no, but she insisted on buying me a drink at the bar up the road. She was so nice that I agreed. Before long, one drink turned into three. She was quite beautiful, and when she suggested we go have a quickie at the no-tell motel next to the bar, I couldn’t resist. We got into a room, clothes started flying, and we had wild monkey love in every position imaginable. It must have gone on for a couple of hours, because when I looked up, the clock said 5:30 p.m. So I quickly dressed, jumped in the car, sped home, and here I am. You wanted the truth. There it is.”

The pissed-off wife, now realizing she’s married a complete imbecile, says, “Bullshit! You played 36 holes, didn’t you!”

[Be the Ball™ @BeTheBallGolfCo]

Whenever I’m having a terrible round.. I watch this video. And it makes me feel a tiny bit better😂

Never forget Ernie Els nightmare 7-putt from within 3 feet on the opening hole at the 2016 Masters

[Brian Borovay @Borovay]

@bellesjohn1 @SloHoopsFan Luka misses us. I know it. 2028 can’t get here fast enough

[Ashley Schaeffer BMW @wyte_shadoe]

@SloHoopsFan Luka lobs to Flagg would save the American economy

[MavsMuse @MavsMuse]

4 years ago, today

The greatest game 7 beatdown in NBA history happened

Here’s the entire game

[BeHUMBLE @Be_Humble2001]

Tom Hardy is actually a decorated fighter,A Father and A good Actor 🌕🌝
🔥🔥⚡️🎬

[Jake @Jake19188182762]

@Mavs_FFL Kidd needs to go. Him and Nico are the main people behind kicking Luka out. That is why to this day Luka does not acknowledge him.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are hiring Masai Ujiri as the franchise's new Team President and Alternate Governor, sources tell me and @BannedMacMahon. Ujiri ran the Toronto Raptors from 2013 to 2025, serving as the architect of the 2019 NBA championship team.

[Elias Pailet @EliasPailet]

2026 Annual Mock Draft, I’m 12 years old, this is my 6th Annual Mock Draft. (I know some of the picks aren’t realistic). @VochLombardi @timeforjeffrey @dpbrugler @MoveTheSticks @criticalD #NflDraft #DallasCowboys

[Brian Borovay @Borovay]

@FastbreakHoops5 Luka

[Brian Borovay @Borovay]

@TheCinesthetic

[Brian Borovay @Borovay]

@ScenesFilms @TheCinesthetic Shawshank Redemption
Hoosiers
Goonies
Die Hard

[Brian Borovay @Borovay]

PSA: My bucket list is to play Augusta National golf course before I die. Can someone invite me please? This is my first official request. @TheMasters

[Brian Borovay @Borovay]

@JoshEberley @All_Things_Mavs No one

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

Shoutout the Indiana Pacers broadcast for letting me do a full 3.5 minute monologue on why Michael Wilbon is dead wrong about Luka Doncic.

[Brian Borovay @Borovay]

@Hoopss Luka
Luka
Luka
Wemby
Wemby

[Brian Borovay @Borovay]

@itspikaaa Welcome to what Mavs fans have been saying for the past 5 years…..