john sousa

worst. philosopher. ever. slightly better student

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@Brecklynn_ Are they real?

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Explaining to @Brecklynn_ that Edge is the best browser after an MS update & ppl next to us moved tables in disgust. Chrome users are weird.

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@Brecklynn_ I'm not murdering a family of pumpkins without an accomplice

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@Brecklynn_ plz stay

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@Brecklynn_ Happy birthday month <3 stay awhile

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@Brecklynn_ It was so played out I wasn't even surprised it happened.

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When some stranger evacuates their table for one slightly father away and I'm like "what did I do?"

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In declining, I think I have a moral obligation to use this lil' guy

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i got offered money-- again-- for the rights to this less-than-clever user account.

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@lessonlyapp im not a robot im a human :(

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Cafe du Monde for breakfast <3 If I'm going to have a terrible day it might as well be with decent coffee

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bed is, like, one of my 4 safe places. no one gets to know my other locations because secret

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When party people in my house start mentioning my espresso machine, I get nervous

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@marymaeg bears. Maybe your hall has a bear problem

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Do people out here call them 'nadoes? Regardless, can I?

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White people from Washington watching a black comedy during a tornado warning = super out of element.

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Beware those who you enjoy fighting with

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You're doing okay when fights make you want to actually get your act together and be a better human being.

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What if I stop trying to learn the hard way. That would be the greatest thing.

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@bowtieger miz debate spent half of break at the national NPDA debate tournament for the first time since 07! Made top half of the field