Eggie R

I cook

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@Kristinartz Dirty bathroom

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@_ayandamay Hannibal

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@RealWayneDupree Other ppl

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@BENBALLER She's Jewish

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#NewProfilePic

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@alyssaleann Strawberry salad with mixed greens and feta, probably balsamic on this or a fruity vinaigrette

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@vxylily Smelly feet

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@NancyMace You had a good run

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@Believe_culture There's always a ritual

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@allie0t My name is baked ziti

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@JackLinFLL Pfft this is only pre summer lol

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@askaya It's definitely similar to measuring your dick, but not as obscene.

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@mj_21_baby Full suffocating weight

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@ellesep He misses from point blank, the deer suddenly wakes up and fucking ran off like nothing happened. At this point we're all just standing there and it was awkward.

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@ellesep My last deer accident was completely insane. We were driving by a golf course and the deer hit the passenger side at a full gallup. We pulled over and thought the deer was dead, a cop shows up and tells us the deer is still alive but he's gonna put it out of its misery.

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@Spanish_Techno I love the lawn till it's raining

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@catturd2 Probably still wood, maybe.

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@HansFiene

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@Spanish_Techno I did mold remediation for 5 years, mold will definitely fuck you up.

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@HowieRose Are they consulting the Mets?