Edward James Almost A Truck

Sport Drink didn’t appreciate my fine artisanal craftsmanship, so I’m like, truck guy now or something. #smokefleet

[Edward James Almost A Truck @bortdrink]

Sport Drink, more like Bort Drink, that’s what I always say. That’s why I made G, I mean, Bort Drink. It makes you fat and gay. Errvy Body Gotta Have That Bort Drink! That’s the slogan that we have had for a while. Anyway, fuck you, @sportdrink

[Edward James Almost A Truck @bortdrink]

@sportdrink Ain’t nobody reading all at

[Edward James Almost A Truck @bortdrink]

@Rileyreid2363 Suuuuup

[Edward James Almost A Truck @bortdrink]

@marveludo6 Do I know you? Are you familiar with me?

[Edward James Almost A Truck @bortdrink]

Both parties are better when they have MEN that say, “actually this is retarded and you’re stupid as fuck”

[Edward James Almost A Truck @bortdrink]

@chefsevenn Fiat currency, am I right, faggots?

[Edward James Almost A Truck @bortdrink]

@TrumpsHurricane Nice hair dye faggot

[Edward James Almost A Truck @bortdrink]

@HowlingBones2 I must say, her mating call does intrigue me.

[Edward James Almost A Truck @bortdrink]

Less than 10 employees, but 4 of them are a mariachi band. This guy really HATES American workers.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

SpaceX was less than 10 people back then. We didn’t even have office furniture.

[Edward James Almost A Truck @bortdrink]

@IfindRetards I got arrested for that once

[Edward James Almost A Truck @bortdrink]

@sportdrink So your pitch is state mandated iPhone plus MacBook?

[Edward James Almost A Truck @bortdrink]

@sportdrink That it, I’m officially listening to take your Pants off and jacket, because it’s actually good thanks bye.

[Edward James Almost A Truck @bortdrink]

@topkekius Shit my pants and keep posting.

[Edward James Almost A Truck @bortdrink]

@BuzzingPop It’s awesome

[Edward James Almost A Truck @bortdrink]

@citehchris I could actually annihilate some chilis right now

[Edward James Almost A Truck @bortdrink]

@vxylily Yep

[Edward James Almost A Truck @bortdrink]

@sportdrink What kinda 4 stars?

[Edward James Almost A Truck @bortdrink]

@katebennett905 🥵🥵🥵😉🔥🔥

[Edward James Almost A Truck @bortdrink]

Makes sure the stripper knows he actually like likes them

[Edward James Almost A Truck @bortdrink]

Walk up in that the club like, wuddup, I got a big dick

#smokefleet