Nate

I’m probably just joking. Relax.

[Nate @bortions69]

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody so please apologize to me before the end of the month.

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@gabagh0ul @Egall614 Imagine an entire parking lot full of them.

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Boomerang bitches out here complaining about a guy’s fishing pictures.

Oh his hobby is being outside and not showing people a Long Island or a shitty smut book, wow what a terrible existence.

[Nate @bortions69]

Soap: Literally just stuff that smells good and we use it to wash our entire body; has zero antibacterial properties

Hand soap: kills 99.9% of germs

Too many things in life make no sense.

[Nate @bortions69]

Cleaning the shower is probably my least favorite activity. Literally the place where you get clean, that should technically be the cleanest place in the house because it gets covered in water and soap at all times… but needs to be cleaned.

[Nate @bortions69]

Teeth: Resistant to acids and fire. Designed to chew food, but must be cleaned directly after, cleaned & flossed before bed, and cleaned & flossed when you wake up but will fall out of your head and rot if you don’t, but when you’re dead they stay in your head.

[Nate @bortions69]

Not good musicians, not good record quality, pretty average dudes, terrible merch and art, pretty sure they don’t even like each other….like really just all around bad.

[Nate @bortions69]

Metallica is so bad lol who allowed this shit

[Nate @bortions69]

Me cleaning out random pages and people on instagram: “wow, there’s a lot of now dead people on my friends list”

[Nate @bortions69]

Like yeah dude used to ball hard for sure

[Nate @bortions69]

Why are all basketball coaches people that definitely never played basketball?

[Nate @bortions69]

Public restroom toilet paper is inhumane.

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Wow these tornados sure are crazy.

[Nate @bortions69]

@chodykirk Why did you spell it wrong, Dakoty?

[Nate @bortions69]

All I know now is Palworld

[Nate @bortions69]

One like and I’ll drink tonight

[Nate @bortions69]

@gabagh0ul Why!? I love drums and miss music

[Nate @bortions69]

Gang activity pt 2

[Nate @bortions69]

Rackmeisters later if anybody wants to crack a cold one and perform gang activity

[Nate @bortions69]

@NFL Even if it didn’t get intercepted my guy what was the actual plan here? Gonna gain a yard? Sometimes I really wonder why.

[Nate @bortions69]

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[the boob wizard @kyleworrix]

Firefight is back and it's BEAUTIFUL