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free guwop if he in jail | mario kart: @robertmkw

[cav empty @cavempty_]

my boss added a custom ai generated gif of me being mauled by a lion to our teams app and HR says they don’t have the ability to remove it

[bort @bortpilled]

#friday

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Happy 15th anniversary to one of the tweets of all time

[Netflix @netflix]

John Mulaney in a bombshell interview with Bubbles Jackson. #EverybodysLive

[🐳 @2001V01]

I'm in the McDonald's drive through guessing mobile order codes tryna hit for sumn crazy

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

Miss Vickie put her whole clit into those spicy dill pickle chips

[bort @bortpilled]

GM

[Jon Taffer @jontaffer]

.@elonmusk @grok I find GROK incredibly inaccurate, opinionated and, because of its inaccuracy more DESTRUCTIVE than constructive. I do not trust it, so it has no real value.

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

future say shit like "your racks will neva b honorable" i really fuck wit dude music alot

[peter lane @peterlanee]

Wyd after hitting the Paul McCart

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Spotemgottem & Pooh Shiesty linked up! need it or keep it??! 🤔

[maybe not @here2daygone2mm]

my coworker be losing his fucking mind bro LMAOOOO what is this

[bort @bortpilled]

this should be in the library of congress

[bort @bortpilled]

found him on streaming and it was absolute ass too LOL

[bort @bortpilled]

this guy gave me a burned cd of his mixtape outside of the movie theater and I was legit ready to give him a fair shot, but the cd didn't work in my car or my computer lmao

[bort @bortpilled]

Bringing this back, let’s get this money fellas