brian bosh 🕺

I'll pluralize Legoen however I like.

[Elijah Manor @elijahmanor]

⁉️ Did you know there's a string replace slash command in @SlackHQ?

/s/find/replace

[brian bosh 🕺 @bosh]

Watched Tesla making ventilators with off their shelf parts. Good for them. Keep it up folks! https://t.co/N30cexsFJN

[Richard M. Nixon @dick_nixon]

Here is the Queen's speech. You really ought to watch it. You hear the steel in the final reference to "We'll meet again." That's personal, from the war. https://t.co/qnBNV9Wp6t

[Michael Nielsen @michael_nielsen]

Bill Gates is setting up factories to manufacture 7 leading vaccine candidates before we know which is best & safest; we can test the vaccines in parallel, and then throw away all but the factory for the best vaccine. May save many months.

Just extraordinary.

[brian bosh 🕺 @bosh]

I ASSUME this is why IRS rounds to whole dollars. Dependency on old code that didn’t support floats. Hashtag ONLY AN ASSUMPTION.

[Robert Petersen (Join Mastodon!) @Sonikku_a2]

@kentpeacock @SwiftOnSecurity The IRS still uses magnetic reel-to-real tape and code that dates to the 1960s and 1970s and I’m 100% serious.

https://t.co/YsFUUoDLV8

https://t.co/L0tDwjCHyB

[Pinboard @Pinboard]

Three shots and a chaser. @voxdotcom journalists spent January and February telling you not to wear masks (and that there would be no pandemic!) while buying out the stock.

[brian bosh 🕺 @bosh]

When singing along to Uptown Girl it invariably morphs into the sound of a dog howling at the moon.

[Pinboard @Pinboard]

I can buy a high-powered rifle in America with no ID, background check, or waiting, but the government won't trust me to fill a bathtub to the top. Is this justice? Is this freedom?

[Rob 'CmdrTaco' Malda @cmdrtaco]

Best April fools EVUH. I forgot that also I told Slashdot to email happy birthday to @hemos. I think he wrote thank you letters to all of them!

[brian bosh 🕺 @bosh]

@DJDellsperger @redrobinburgers I got a follow up apologizing for sending it too soon. Bizarre.

[brian bosh 🕺 @bosh]

@DJDellsperger @redrobinburgers bizarre!

[brian bosh 🕺 @bosh]

@Sarah_Swanson I so treasure your pizza

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

pizza is so fucking hard to make. it should cost $1,000 a slice. the dough is so sticky. goddamnit. how do you get it thin? it's all stuck to me. i am full of pizza rage. i'm going to charge my husband $10,000 for this pizza

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

pizza is so fucking hard to make. it should cost $1,000 a slice. the dough is so sticky. goddamnit. how do you get it thin? it's all stuck to me. i am full of pizza rage. i'm going to charge my husband $10,000 for this pizza

[XKCD Comic @xkcdComic]

Pathogen Resistance https://t.co/yE385vzG1f https://t.co/drYIKf3mm9

[Peedu Tuisk @peedutuisk]

Lithuania starts producing reusable N100 face masks. It took just 4 days from idea to government contract of 1 million units. Costs 1.5 EUR per unit, production capacity 10,000 / day.

https://t.co/m6SLKkB2Ny

[brian bosh 🕺 @bosh]

I got a microwave for the first time in six months. It has 2 dials like its 1970 and it is glorious. When I want it hotter I turn the top dial to the right. When I want it less hot it turns to the left. So much simpler than these “power level” digital monstrosities.

[brian bosh 🕺 @bosh]

Real ID requirements got delayed another year. https://t.co/JGpgREAHqR

[brian bosh 🕺 @bosh]

@thephysicsgirl A packet of sweetener

[brian bosh 🕺 @bosh]

Kept confusing Slack with the Cisco products when I was ⌘Tabbing and now that's stopped

[brian bosh 🕺 @bosh]

A couple days ago I restored the old Slack icon and I like it so much better