Josh

2002 Olde Providence Elementary Spelling Bee Runner Up.

[Josh @boshjailey]

@lockedon_bama Gentlemen, a short view back to the past (‘98), Alabama ekes out underdog ECU in controversial 23-22 win (4 Bama TOs & missed OB on game winning extra point return)

28 years on, the teams/game itself have changed, but one immutable fact remains: ECU has never lost a tailgate

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@kempton_timothy @chernobelskiy I met an attorney who would do the same thing with expensive cuff links. Any time someone complimented a pair he would take them off and give them to the person. The ones I saw were gaudy af in my opinion. After all, his practice was personal injury…

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@dougboneparth Interviewer: Can you explain this 4 year gap?
Applicant: That’s when I went to Yale
I: Great! You’re hired
A: Thanks, I really needed this yob

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@callieabost “Slow money is better than no money, ‘cause fast money never lasts too long; you gotta pace it.” - Weezy F. Baby (The ‘F’ is for Fiduciary)

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@Crater14 @erenbali Why doesn’t Afghanistan have any Wal-Marts? ‘Cause they’re all Targets!

I’ll see myself out…

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Dickens’ Great Expectations wasn’t nearly as good of a book as I thought it’d be.

[Josh @boshjailey]

Like Colonel Sanders always said, “I’m too drunk to taste this Sup Crush.” #BestBarSupDogs @SupDogsECU

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@StephenIgoe #Undaunted Although, recently we’ve been very ‘daunted’...

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#BarstoolBestBar #BarstoolSupDogs

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#CNNTownHall Is it possible to shoot COVID-19 out of the air? If so, would shotgun be best? Buckshot?

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#BarstoolBestBar #BarstoolSupDogs

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The Mormon missionaries know that you are quarantined at home and they are coming to your door to spread The Word of Christ... they are coming.

[Josh @boshjailey]

Notice how the @Charmin Bears ads have suddenly gone silent... coincidence? I think not #coronavirus #toiletpaper

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@5thYear @PSUBarstool @barstoolecu @ChampsPennState @SupDogsECU #BarstoolSups #BarstoolBestBar Nittany Lions? More like Nittany Cryin’s! Go Pirates

[Matt Nozedar @Noze_Knows]

Tis’ the season to be Dilly #DillyDilly @budlight

[Stephen Igoe @StephenIgoe]

A positive update on Colby Gore from his brother on @HTC247.

[Josh @boshjailey]

@blair_kellen @PardonMyTake Good to see the legacy is alive and well, but poor effort on their part...

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@ReformedBroker @DeMacavelli

[Ritholtz @RitholtzWealth]

"It's a proprietary strategy. I can't go into it in great detail."
- Bernard L. Madoff

[Josh @boshjailey]

'Bout to put some city miles on the ol' liver this weekend.