if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me
i get so sad going back to my empty place after a night with my friends, i'm very certain we're meant to fall asleep in a pile together like a litter of puppies
every time the semester starts coming to a close i get a soda addiction. obviously there are much worse things to be addicted to but why does this happen
fondly remembering the phase of my girlhood where i ate like a dozen grapefruits per week & my parents were like Goddamn you love grapefruits!!! but what i really loved was dumping 4 full tablespoons of sugar on each of them
Ok here’s a question. Wtf are you guys talking about all the time. Like when you’re getting dinner or at the bar or hanging out. What are you talking about. Why do I feel like I don’t know this.
am i evil? *realizes thats OCD reassurance-seeking* i'm sorry that's bad *slams head into wall* i didn't mean to do that in front of you. i must be attention seeking *punches self* i will stop. is that abusive? *realizes* NONONO *scratches self* wait—