boss10

[Sarcasm @Heissarcastic]

Me: Hello 911, there's like a thousand dead people here!

Police: where are you!?

Me: At the cemetery.

[boss10 @boss1012346]

@AlishaAllyxx very funny aunty alisha

[boss10 @boss1012346]

@AlishaAllyxx what's there to think I know I'm funny

[boss10 @boss1012346]

@AlishaAllyxx that's your best comeback line

[boss10 @boss1012346]

@AlishaAllyxx no you're lesbian that's why you broke up with vivek

[boss10 @boss1012346]

@AlishaAllyxx vivek

[Sarcasm @Heissarcastic]

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

[Sarcasm @Heissarcastic]

throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up

[Sarcasm @Heissarcastic]

No more expectations.. just gonna go with the flow, and whatever happens, happens.

[Sarcasm @Heissarcastic]

I'm so happy with the small circle of people I have in my life right now.