Boss baby 👶

The only time a man can be brave is when he is afraid.

[Gitano del Vacie @GitanoDelVacie]

Una vez me follé a una senegalesa que tenía los labios del coño como dos morcillas de Burgos de medio kilo.
Eso no era chocho, era un pavo relleno de Navidad abierto como un libro. El clítoris parecía la campanilla de Pavarotti dando el do de pecho en el "Vincerò" de Turandot👇

[N𝕖𝕙𝕕𝕦𝕞 @onlyCFrancisco]

Back in secondary school, there were these two brothers who kept disturbing me.

One day, I got tired of it and told my dad everything.

My dad listened quietly and asked, “Do you know their names?”

I told him, and he nodded.

The next morning, he drove me to school and said, “Point them out to me.”

I saw them standing near the school gate and pointed at them.

My dad walked straight up to them.

Dad: “You two are the boys disturbing my daughter?”

Brother 1: “Sir, we’re not doing anything.”

Dad: “Oh, really? So she’s lying?”

Brother 2: “No, sir. It’s not like that.”

Dad: “Listen carefully. The next time either of you makes my daughter uncomfortable, I’ll personally make sure you regret the day you were born. I’ll break both your arms and legs if that’s what it takes to make you understand boundaries.”

Both brothers immediately went quiet.

Then my dad asked, “Where is your father?”

One of them pointed towards the school office.

[Boss baby 👶 @bossbaabbyy]

@Sp__ke_ Alvindo alichizi msee anastay uko shaurimoyo

[Ash Dykes @AshDykes]

Day one of travelling 700+km in the Congo basin…

[Boss baby 👶 @bossbaabbyy]

@CalebGirango Unaleta panga kwa pillow fight 😂

[Government of East Africa. @EastAfricaGov]

If a Tanzanian🇹🇿, Burundian🇧🇮, or Ugandan is working and Living in Kenya🇰🇪, where does he pay Rent, where does he or she buy food from, where does he pay Umeme, transportation to and from Work to home, where doe he go for hang out. God is taking away Wisdom from @WilliamsRuto

[Boss baby 👶 @bossbaabbyy]

@HullCity Mauled by the tigers 😂

[Hull City @HullCity]

1738

[Boss baby 👶 @bossbaabbyy]

@KijanayaKabras Rounda ya kariobangi ndio worse

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

I love the internet 😂

[𝗦𝗮𝘆𝗱𝗼𝘅⛈️ @Saydox_17]

C’est le tweet le plus énigmatique du Football comment c’est possible mdrrrrrrrrrrr ????

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

One thing Cristiano Ronaldo's legacy has taught me is that it's better to lose with honor than to win by deceit. Ronaldo was never handed a World Cup the way Messi was. No matter where life takes me, Cristiano Ronaldo will always be my GOAT. 🐐

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇺🇸 Donald Trump on Folarin Balogun: “It was not even a foul. You always want to see a game with best players”.

“How would you feel if we took Messi, Ronaldo or Harry Kane out?”, USA president says replying to @Emilylgoodin question.

[OFootball @ofootball__]

Thank you Cape Verde! 🇨🇻❤️

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

From all of Africa: Thank you Canada

[Buscetta @Bu_scetta]

L'allenatore del Capo Verde ha la faccia di uno che ha messo su una catena di ristoranti di pollo fritto ad Albuquerque come copertura per il suo impero del narcotraffico di metanfetamina

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

I’m going to hell for laughing but my God, Spanish Twitter is so creative 😭😭😭

[Boss baby 👶 @bossbaabbyy]

@_mesh_ouma Aboud ni anakuaga njaa ingine mbaya 😂

[Curaçao National Football Team @TheBlueWaveFFK]

First 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧 World Cup Match. First 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧 Goal at a World Cup

Thank you for all the support and great atmosphere fans!

#TheBlueWave #Curaçao

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

He can’t believe that he’s been punished for attacking someone.