The Boss Corporation

Specialist IT and Asset Finance company. We offer very competitive funding for vehicles, machinery, office equipment and even software.

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UK Finance Directors , when was the last time you benchmarked your asset finance?
A quick comparative quote from Boss Corporation could reveal savings, better terms, or improved flexibility.
No obligation. Just clarity.

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A client of mine, a Chinese restaurant, has seen their energy bills rise almost £10k in a year.

In trying to make savings, they’re not able to turn off all their lights, but they do Dim Sum.

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A client of mine, a music journalist, said that Paul McCartney is hoping to compete in this year’s London Marathon, having been disqualified in 2021.

He was banned on the run.

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A client of mine, a TV producer, is launching a new 3 part documentary on the Spanish Sheepdog Championships.

It will go out on Channel 5, starting September 12th and is being presented by
Juan Mendendez-Dog.

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A client of mine, a shepherd, said that untrained sheepdogs are hard to come by.

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A client of mine, a farmer, was looking for funding to buy a new herd of cows, but turned down a rental agreement he was offered elsewhere, in favour of my fixed term HP.

Otherwise, he felt he could be paying for heifer and heifer.

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A client of mine recently hired a new employee, a lady called Sue Denim.

He's had a few issues with her and in fact he isn't even convinced that's her real name.

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Every day can feel like the longest day, if you’re looking for finance companies that will fund software for you.

Let us save you the time.

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A client of mine, an ornithologist, told me that ravens have 17 primary feathers called pinions, whilst crows only have 16.

So the difference between a raven and a crow is a matter of a pinion.

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A client of mine, a music journalist, told me that The Proclaimers’ lawn is getting out of control and they are blaming B&Q.

They’ve been to Bathgate, no mower, Linwood, no mower, Methil, no mower, Irvine, no mower….

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I took this photo yesterday, and by an amazing coincidence, an anagram of “Clifton suspension bridge” is “Mike Boss of The Boss Corporation will not only save you money on your asset finance needs, but is a handsome devil too”

You don’t need to check, just trust me.

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A client of mine, a perfume shop, are starting to wonder if they should have opened yet another outlet.

They've got more scents than money.

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@TheoPaphitis #SBS I started The Boss Corporation, 19 years ago, following an accident, meaning I wouldn’t be able to work for six months, had a young family and no savings,the worst time to start a business. We help businesses spread the cost of equipment purchases, protecting their Cashflow.

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A client of mine, a historian, was telling me that Napoleon's remains are buried in St Helena, whilst his skull is on display in a Parisian museum.

He thinks it's a shame to keep Napoleon's Bones apart.

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TWITTER POLL:- Which industry has the most misunderstood, actually quite interesting and in fact, strangely attractive people ?
A. The finance industry
B. I'm wrong

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On this day in 1876, the first lease agreement was signed. Followed the day after by the invention of Kalms tablets, to calm the excitement and hyperventilation of accountants around the world.

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Don't be afraid to be different https://t.co/j8oTOwCkvK

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A client of mine, an architect, said that a recent study has shown that he shouldn't try to add unnecessary rooms to his house.

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A supplier of mine, a social media management company, has informed me that Take That lead singer, Gary Barlow, has blocked me on Twitter.

Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it.